Mr. Nice Page #3
sail through, they don't know your face.
Look, I've done it too many f***ing times.
Now, you get it back to London
and you make a ton of money.
How much?
Every time I crossed the border,
l'd get a religious flash
and an asexuaI orgasm.
Passeport.
C'est bon, merci.
Judy.
Judy!
Oh, sh*t!
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry. Sorry.
Come down.
- It's the middle of the night.
- What?
- It's the middle of the night.
- I know. Bring some fags.
- I have a friend over.
- Come on, please, Judy.
I got something amazing to show you.
OK...
Trouble is, I need somewhere to stash it.
Right.
Get the bags out.
Keep an eye out, yeah, for people?
I got it.
He's up there, is he? Don't suppose
he'd mind if I stayed the night, would he?
Am I a criminal now?
When you break a law that's wrong,
that can't be a crime.
Not in the moral sense.
Why is it against the law?
Why make something illegal that expands
your consciousness, makes you think?
Makes you wanna f***.
What the f***...
You're Iazy, you just stay in bed
You're Iazy, just stay in bed
You don't want no money,
you don't want no bread
lf you're drowning,
you don't cIutch no straw, no, no
If you're drowning...
- Yes?
- My name is Howard Marks.
I'm a friend of Graham Plinston's.
You don't wanna live,
don't wanna cry no more, no more
Hello, I'm Howard Marks.
You must be...Mr Durrani?
Take a step forward.
Hands to the side.
- Howard what?
- Marks. Howard Marks.
Stay there. One second.
Chap here says, er, he's Howard Marks.
Bring him in.
- Come in.
- Thank you.
My Name's Malik. This is Mr Durrani.
- Mr Durrani. Hello.
- Good afternoon.
- Mohammed Durrani.
- Nice to meet you.
- Take a seat.
- Thank you.
Would you like a drink?
Yes, please. I'll have a... I'll have a whisky.
Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
You saw Plinston?
I did. I...I...
So, I got a call from him and
I drove out to see him in Germany. Erm...
- Did he talk?
- No, he won't squeal.
So he very kindly asked me to run
a little errand on your behalf. And, erm...
I think you'll be pleased.
Very impressive!
Ah, well, I can see
you've been, er, very efficient.
Well, I wish I had more to sell, you know.
I got rid of it all in a day, so...yeah.
- How much do you charge per pound?
- 40 quid.
Forty?
- That's very good. Have you counted it?
- Yeah, it's all there, boys. It's all there.
How much is it?
In the papers
they call people who sell drugs pushers,
like you've got to try really hard
to get rid of it.
- Doesn't really work like that, does it?
- No, it doesn't.
- Well...
- I tell you, Howard,
I can get any amount of merchandise
up into the air from Karachi Airport.
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