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to approach the bench?

- Oh, you would,

would you, mister...?

- Cannon.

But you can call me Butch.

First, may I say that

black is a terrific color

for you, really?

Also, may I cite the case

of Abbot versus Costello?

- The United States versus...

- Shut up, Mr. Cannon.

Now, for all of you,

this traffic school is

your last chance

to retain

your driving privileges.

Your license will be revoked.

If you cannot drive

after 30 days,

all vehicles held

in the county impound yard

will be subject

to sale at auction

with all proceeds

from said sale

going to the county.

Court dismissed.

- I couldn't hear a thing.

- What happened?

I can't believe they're

gonna sell our cars.

- How can they do this?

- When you've got balls,

anything is possible.

You were very good in there...

"Abbot versus

Costello."

You obviously

have some formal

legal training.

Yeah, well,

I've been arrested

in several states,

so I guess

I know what I'm

talking about.

- I'm Dana Cannon.

- Amy Hopkins.

Well, I'll see you in class.

Whoa, is she sexy!

Yeah, but what are looks?

- I mean, she's no

rocket scientist.

- I forgot my glasses.

No, no, you got 'em on.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Thanks.

- Well, bye again.

- Um, listen,

I'm gonna be

taking a cab to the class,

so maybe I could

pick you up or something?

Oh no, that's all right.

I'll get somebody from work

to drop me off.

- Oh, where do you work?

- NASA.

I'm a rocket scientist.

Bye.

Hi.

Hi.

Did you see "Friday the 13th"?

No. No, I didn't.

What about the 13th 2, 3 or 4?

- What about 5?

- Missed them all.

It's too bad.

They were great.

A lot of bloody gory stuff.

Hey, uh, did you

like it more when...

when Clint Eastwood got stuck

holding the severed arm

in "Tightrope"

or when they cut

those guys' arms off

in "Scarf ace"?

Hmm, well, let's see...

Oh, there's my bus, gotta go.

Nice talking to you.

All right, people,

settle down. Quiet.

Find your seats, please.

Thank you.

Cut the chatter.

You too, Red.

Sit down.

I've got all your albums, man.

You're the greatest.

Good to have you on board.

Hi, how are you? Good.

Find your seats, please.

Come on.

Okay.

I'll be your instructor

for this evening.

Please rise.

Come on... up, up,

up, up, everybody.

Come on, come on,

don't be afraid.

This is gonna be fun.

You in the back,

what, do you want

a special invitation?

- You talking to me?

- Yes, you too. Uppity-up-up-up.

Relax. Enjoy.

Thank you.

This is gonna be fun.

You're gonna like this!

Come on!

All right,

everybody ready?

And...

breathe in.

- Blow out.

- Breathe in.

Blow out.

Very good. Shake it out.

Settle down, shake it out,

sit down.

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