
Moving Violations
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
- 72 Views
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- Good morning, Chief Fromm.
- Good morning.
- Halik.
- Yes, sir?
I thought it over.
for that promotion.
Yes, sir.
That's very good news, sir.
Your record's unblemished.
You deserve it, Halik.
Yes, sir.
Now if you excuse me, sir,
I have to make my daily
quota of citations, sir.
Of course.
- See you around, Halik.
- Have a good day, sir.
What a tight ass.
- What did the Chief say?
- Hmm.
- I got my promotion.
- Good.
By the way,
I got my period.
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
- I feel good
- Whoa-oa-oa
I feel good...
- Ah-hoo!
- I feel good
I feel, I feel
- I feel good
- Whoa-oa-oa
I feel, I feel good
- I feel good
- I feel good
- Knew that I would
- I knew that I would, now
I feel good!
- Like sugar and spice
- I knew that I would
- So good, so good
- So good, so good
- I have you
- I have you
I feel good
I feel, I feel
I feel good,
ha-ha
I feel nice
- Sugar and spice
- Like sugar and spice
I feel nice...
sugar and spice
So good, so good, I got you
I feel good
I feel good, good
When I hold you in my arms
You know you can't
do me no wrong
When I hold you in my arms
- Your love can't
do me no harm
So nice, sugar and spice
I feel nice
Like sugar and spice
Feel good
I feel good, good
I feel so good,
I feel, I feel
I feel good
Whoo!
I feel so good.
Oh, great.
- Problem, officer?
- You littered back there.
- I did?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, you mean that apple?
I can explain that.
I was driving along
and hit this bump
in the road.
- The apple
bounced out of my hand.
- Never mind the song and dance.
Your driver's license
and registration, please.
Now wait a minute,
I hit this bump on the road,
the apple bounced.
It was right in my hand.
the door.
Your driver's license
and registration, please.
You got it.
Let's see...
here we go.
- What is this?
- Oh,
that's my communist party
membership card.
I just joined
for the softball league.
Only team in the league
with cheerleaders.
Big fun.
Here we go.
- Is this you?
- Oh, yeah.
I photograph
a whole lot better
than I look.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wait a minute,
you're really serious?
- You're really gonna
give me a ticket?
- I certainly am.
- For an apple.
- From the looks
of this vehicle,
several tickets.
Several tickets?
Look, why don't we
just make this easy?
Why don't you just
pistol-whip me, okay?
If you don't
keep your mouth shut,
- right down
to the station-house.
- Fine.
Anything you say, sir.
I'm not a sir, I'm a ma'am.
Really?
Well, one of you should
wear a ponytail 'cause this
could get really confusing.
Come on, I don't go sniffing
around your things, do I?
- What is this powder?
- Fertilizer.
- Shit!
- Exactly.
You're in big trouble
now, mister.
Big trouble.
Oh, I can't believe
I'm taking up bowling.
I've never done
any kind of sport
in my life.
I'm sure you'll
enjoy it, ma'am.
Here's my car.
My doctor says I need exercise,
but I'm sick.
"I got a bad heart,"
I says to him.
Let me get this trunk for you.
Oh, I don't know
how I'm gonna
get these balls
out of here.
So anyways, he thinks
I'm a hypochondriac.
Yeah, how can I be
a hypochondriac when
I'm sick all the time?
If I die while bowling,
it's his fault.
Oh my god,
for my pills!
Oh god! Am I dead?
I'm dead!
One cantaloupe...
$97.00
Jamie, come sit
on grandpa's lap.
- This is all I need.
- Yes, ma'am.
My fine friend, it certainly
is a fine day, is it not?
A fine day
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