Moving Page #6

Frank:
Mm-hmm.

Frank has to

be going now.

Do you play golf,

Larry?

Larry:
Well, I try.

Well, you know,

there's a new course

that just opened up

down the road.

And maybe you and me,

we could break it in

together sometime.

Oh...

It's a deal.

Oh, I almost forgot.

It's--heh--

a little welcome

to the neighborhood

gift.

Aren't you sweet.

It's a bundt cake.

Mmm...

It's, uh...

My mother's recipe.

Cleo:
Thank you.

Larry:
Say, Arlo,

how much did you pay

this guy to come over?

Ha ha ha.

Frank?

Oh, I couldn't

pay him enough,

could I, Frank?

Money? No, thanks.

Uh, listen, Frank,

could I talk to you?

Certainly, neighbor.

I'm at your disposal.

So, if you'll

excuse us.

Uh-huh.

Very nice meeting you--

oh, heh--

meeting you both.

And, um...

Real pleasure.

You go ahead.

Nice to meet you.

Nice meeting you, too.

I'm gonna do

a little refurbishing

on the house, so, uh,

I hope it won't

disturb you.

Oh, come on.

Don't forget

it's a date.

Oh, yeah, we--

right there.

Mrs. pear.

Frank! Come here!

Jesus Christ!

What are you doing?!

I'd say I'm selling

your house.

Why?!

Because you people

bore me.

I want you out!

I crave new blood.

Ain't you gonna

peel that?

I know what's in it.

Jesus,

that's disgusting.

- Mr. pear.

- Hi.

Arlo, we've

talked it over,

and we'd like to

make you an offer.

Oh, that's great.

Great!

Mom, we're coming back

as soon as we find a house.

We're not gonna

go stay this time.

Randy:
May we have

our own bedroom?

Marshall:

Can we buy this one?

We're gonna do

the best we can

to get you

your own room,

but I need the book.

We gotta go.

Come on, guys. Unh.

Oh! Pull!

There you go.

Hey, take care

of your sister, ok?

She's not

feeling well.

Ok.

I'll see you guys.

Ok, bye.

Oh, mother,

thank you.

We really

appreciate this.

Come on, dear.

We gotta get going.

We're gonna be late.

See you, dad.

Take care, ok?

I don't even know

where Idaho is.

Monica:
Sounds perfect.

It's "4 bedrooms,

sunken living room,

with fireplace,

needs some work."

And this, naturally,

is the living room.

Probably your dream house,

isn't it, dear?

Of course,

you'd probably

decorate it

differently.

Oh, yes. We'd get

bigger penises.

Oh, Arlo, this is great.

And they have 4 bedrooms.

Can you believe it?

You know how much

this place would cost

back in Jersey?

Oh, God.

Look at these windows.

My plants

are gonna love it here.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

We're taking

all the windows with us.

Oh, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

I'm a joker.

I'm a nut.

Come on in the kitchen.

I'll show you the kitchen.

Yeah, I built

these cabinets myself.

They're beautiful.

And tiles. Look.

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