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top-of-the-line appliances.

Oh, this is our stove.

It has the grill and a fan

with a downdraft.

It's great.

And over here, this operates

the garbage disposal.

Arlo:
What--

Ohh!

Casey!

Casey!

Here they are!

Is that

a working fireplace?

Yes, it is.

We use it all winter.

Very nice, very nice.

This would

be perfect for us.

Well, I'm glad

you like it.

Why don't you

come outside here?

I'll show you

the barbecue--

um, uh, where

does this go?

Oh, it's

just a basement.

You've seen one,

you've seen 'em all.

Well, could we

have a look at it?

Look at that? Jesus!

It's just a--just

a storage area now,

you know,

washing machine, dryer.

Well, we'd still

like to see it.

Oh, but, no!

You see,

it's a mess.

It's--damn watch!

Is there a problem

with the basement?

No, there's

no problem

with the basement,

except to be honest

with you, uh,

the door is stuck.

It's been stuck

for 6 months.

I've tried

to open it.

You can't open it.

Well, let--

but you can't.

Well, I'll just

give it a try.

I know you'll

give it a try--

here, I'll just--

well, I'll just--

wow!

That's--honey!

Well, uh,

we should've had you

here 6 months ago.

At least.

Well,

we're going.

Yeah, let's

have a look.

Well, this is

the garage door.

And the basement

is really dry...

Oh, my God.

Who's that?

Oh, that's

our daughter Casey.

Hi, honey.

These are the Seegers.

We'll be taking the washer

and dryer with us.

What are you doing

to this child?!

Oh...

She's a student.

It's

a class project.

Class project?

Yeah. She's studying

sensory deprivation.

She's doing

a damn good job.

She's gonna get

an "a."

Aren't you, dear?

We'll be

out of your way

in just a minute,

sweetheart.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Come on this way.

This here

is the storage room.

Well, Mr. pear,

now, uh...

About your asking price.

Yes, um,

how firm is it?

Ahem.

Well, we have had

other interest.

Heh heh. But we'd be

willing to consider

anything,

say, within 5%.

My God.

Uh, of course,

that is negotiable.

Arlo?

Frank, what in the hell

are you doing here?

Hey, neighbor.

I saw the car

parked out front.

Somebody looking

at the house?

Yes, they are. Uh...

Can you come back

in 10 minutes, please?

Just thought

I'd say hi.

That's the kind

of guy I am.

They're showing

a snuff film

on cable, Frank.

Why don't you

check it out?

Frank, don't go

in the house.

Frank. Frank.

Mrs. pear.

Hi. I-I'm Frank Crawford.

Hi. I live right next-door.

Larry Seeger.

This is my wife Cleo.

Hi.

Cleo.

Oh, what

a beautiful name.

You know, one of

the, uh, women

that I work with

at the teen center

is named Cleo.

Get him out of here!

Ok.

Cleo:
Really?

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