Monte Carlo Page #4

- Her hairdresser? | - Yes, sir.

Well! This is getting interesting.

Now you won't do | anything against me?

On the contrary. | I'm delighted to meet you.

- We must see a lot of each other. | - Yes.

We -We have mutual interests.

- We, uh -We must exchange ideas. | - Yes, of course.

- We -We must become friends. | - Oh, yes.

But there. What am I saying?

- We are friends! | - Yes, of course we are!

- Friends. | - Armand.

I want you to meet | a very great friend of mine.

- How do you do? | - How do you do?

Yes.

Who is he?

- You don't know who he is? | - No.

He is her hairdresser...

And I -

I am his very best friend.

Allow me to introduce myself. | My name is Count Rudolph Farriere.

I'm delighted to meet you. | My name is, uh -

Just call me Paul.

Just call him Paul.

Paul?

# Here's a lucky devil | and I surely envy him #

# For his store | of inside information #

# He is in his glory | when a lady wants a trim #

#Work to me is like a recreation #

# Oh, boy, what an occupation #

#Why waste away your youth #

# Searching for the naked truth #

#Why attend a college | Get your knowledge #

#Trimmin' the women #

Ha! | #Who needs a lot of Greek #

#To caress a lady's cheek #

# Couldn't you contrive it | while in private #

#Trimmin' the women #

# Now, if you care for beauties #

# Be a beauty specialist #

# He caresses ladies' tresses #

#And they never resist #

# But why ply another trade #

# Barbers pet and yet get paid #

#You could make a sort of | indoor sport of #

#Trimmin' the women #

Come here.

#Why try to figure out #

#What this world is all about #

# Never mind the great books | Fill your date books #

#Trimmin' the women #

# Shy guys and those who feel #

#That they have no sex appeal #

# Get a lot of chances | for romances #

#Trimmin' the women #

# No hairdresser ever #

# Has to lead a double life #

# Now, he can pet a cute brunette #

#And still be true to his wife #

# But why sigh and yearn so much #

# For the skin you love to touch #

# Satisfy the craving | finger-waving #

#Trimmin' the women ##

Ahh!

I've just heard a puzzle!

It's a hot one.

She jumps on the train. | She comes from the wedding.

The husband is not with her. | She is not dressed.

She has no ticket. | She doesn't know where she wants to go.

And she goes to Monte Carlo!

How old is the hus -

- Oh, you are the new hairdresser? | - Brand-new, mademoiselle.

You may come in.

Try and keep me out.

I hope the countess will like you.

Paul has told me everything about her. | I know exactly what to do.

That isn't what counts. The thing for you | to know is what you mustn't do.

Don't ever try to tell her stories. | Don't mention gambling.

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