Mom at Sixteen Page #4

to protect the children.

Oh, Bruce, no, please. The girls are fine.

No, they're fine. They're private.

Well, you know what? Bully for you.

I'm working a full-time job too,

and I'm raising three children.

Yes, I did. Your grudging support's

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Dad's not coming home for Christmas.

He's going to Hawaii with Shelly.

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- Stop that.

- What?

I'm trying to cook here.

- I'm not stopping you.

- You're driving me crazy.

- Oh, really, am I? What am I doing?

- I'm warning you.

What?

Are we still fighting?

I don't know, are we?

I don't want to be.

Me either.

If you wanna keep cooking,

I won't bother you.

Bother me.

What do you think?

Nice.

Coach Bob's gonna freak.

- I totally wanna ditch.

- Yeah, I'm not into swimming today either.

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It's like a vitamin. It's totally safe.

My mom uses them to lose weight.

I usually take two, so you can

totally start with one.

Good job, Jeffries!

All the way to the wall!

Hard to the wall! Accelerate it!

Push it! Push it!

All the way to the wall!

- Hey, pace yourself.

- I feel great.

Hey, Jeffries, hold on a second.

I timed you.

You just did 18 laps in six minutes.

Impressive. Practice is Thursday. Why don't

you come to my office, get a swimsuit.

- All right. I'm gonna keep swimming.

- Nope, bell's about to ring.

Nice. Good job.

Ladies, I've given you 10 minutes

to make it to your next class.

- Oh, sorry.

- Wait, wait. Jacey.

Great.

Mom, get the baby!

Mom!

Mom, the baby's crying!

Oh, okay. I'm coming.

- Mom, can't you go get Charley?

- I will. I'll be right there, baby.

I'll be right there.

It's okay. It's all right.

Come on, come on.

Okay. Yeah. You want your fish?

You want your fish?

Yeah, yeah, the fish is nice. Fish.

Okay.

We won't change you.

We won't change you.

Stop crying.

Quiet!

It's okay.

It's okay. Your mommy's here.

Your mommy's here.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Sorry.

Okay.

Hi, Miss Holtz told me

to come here after Spanish.

- But I'm gonna be late for...

- I can give you a pass.

- I just wanted to explain about yesterday.

- Look, I don't really care.

You may not have

understood what you saw.

It's not that important.

I'm trying to get pregnant,

and so I'm doing in vitro fertilization.

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