Mixed Nuts Page #5
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- 1994
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come over, please. I can't.
Please, Stanley? She can't spend
Christmas in an elevator.
In a couple of hours. Thank you.
Hello. Lifesavers.
Catherine. Oh, hi, Gracie.
Finally, you're off the phone.
Don't you ever stop yakking?
We're supposed to talk on the phone.
That's why we're here.
Yes. Right. Is something wrong?
You've got to let me spend
the night at your place.
Felix is acting
totally irrational.
He ran off in my Santa suit,
which I could have sold today.
What?
It's not the fuse box. Of
course it's not the fuse box!
It is a short inside.
I saw an electrician
fix it last week.
All you need is a screwdriver,
and I will tell you what to do.
I think there's one
in the earthquake kit.
Catherine!
Hold on a second, Gracie!
What is it, Philip?
Would you get the screwdriver
out of the earthquake kit? Oh.
Wait, wait, wait! Do you really
think we ought to use it?
Suppose we take it out and forget to put
it back and then the big one comes?
There's a law that all
businesses, even nonprofit,
have to have complete earthquake kits.
Get it!
I'll get it!
Come here first, and I'll
take you over to Mother's.
She'll be terrified
if you ring the bell.
Why? Is she gonna think
I'm the Seaside Strangler?
She is a little nervous. Does she
fit the descriptions of the victims?
Uh, not really. For me?
Then why is she carrying on?
Uh-oh. There he is. Gracie?
again, even if he begs me.
- Gracie? Gracie?
- Gracie! Yoo-hoo!
Gracie!
Honey, come on! Come home.
Come back to me.
I'll get a regular job. You had a regular
job making pizza and you messed it up.
never showed up on time!
I'm a wall artist!
You're a wall artist with no
wall, which makes you a nothing!
Yeah, you tell him, lady.
You ruined our tree.
Shut up! You're both
materialistic idiots!
Yeah! Hey!
Hold on.
It's pajamas. Ah.
I knitted them.
Thank you. Everyone's always giving
the bride things to wear to bed,
but no one ever gives
the groom anything.
The thing is, I'm never
getting married.
Of course you are. You're
getting married in four months.
Be patient. Everything
comes to him who waits.
I've been saying things like that for
so long, they just pop out of my mouth.
But the truth is nothing
comes to him who waits.
Merry Christmas. Lifesavers.
Hello. I'm so upset.
I'm listening.
I was in the supermarket and
everyone was buying big turkeys,
and I was standing in the ten-items-and-under
line with a boneless chicken breast.
I know.
I suddenly realized
I was going to be
in the ten-items-and-under
line the rest of my life.
I know.
Are you all right?
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