Miss Dial Page #3

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see me groping her tits.

Oh and did your friend Sara

tell you that I left

a used condom

in the booth?

I meant to grab it,

just didn't have time.

Just tell me.

Are you cheating on me?

I thought that

you trusted me.

Just tell me!

I can't believe you

need me to say it.

So the answer's no?

Baby... I would never cheat

on you and you know that.

Okay.

You know, I should

really be...

I should be mad

at you right now.

Your friend Samantha is

an instigating troublemaker.

She's just

looking out for me.

The same way your

friends look out for you.

No, she's

a nosy b*tch.

She's my best

friend, Alex.

Oh, so I suppose after we hang

up, you're probably gonna

call her and tell her that

I just called her a b*tch.

You guys being best

friends and all.

No, I'm not.

Look, uh, I gotta jump so

I want you to think about

what just

happened, okay?

And I want you to call me later

when you're on your way over.

Okay, so he totally denied

everything, of course,

I mean, but I don't

know anymore.

I mean, maybe, maybe

he's telling the truth.

I mean, is it possible

the lunch was innocent,

I mean, Sara didn't really see

anything incriminating, did she?

Who is this?

Oh... I'm sorry, uh,

I must have miss dialed.

Well, hold up, wait a second.

You can't leave me

hanging like that.

Excuse me?

Was the lunch really innocent?

I mean, what did Sara see?

I need details.

Uh, it, it, it's... it's this,

uh, this stupid thing.

Where are you calling from?

L.A. You?

Fayetteville, North Carolina.

Seriously?

Yes, ma'am.

Wow.

That's a pretty big miss dial.

So you're not gonna tell me

all the sordid details?

Uh, well, maybe if

I knew you better.

What do you want to know?

Uh... okay, um...

Well, first, I'm gonna have to

get some basic information.

Coming back from my

second tour of duty,

I'm a Sergeant in the

Army, 1st Battalion 508,

the Parachute

Infantry Regiment.

I have no idea

what that means.

Uh, we fight

the bad guys.

Yeah okay,

I got that part.

So did you ever

kill anybody?

Yeah, actually.

Oh... I'm, uh, sorry,

I didn't, I didn't mean.

No, that's all right.

This past July, my company

was in the village of Jaukar

in the Badghis Province,

the 2nd Platoon was ambushed

by Taliban militants.

Holy sh*t.

Yeah, that's

what we said.

We fought our way out of the

village under heavy machine gun

and RPG fire for six hours

'til we were able to link up

with the rest

of the battalion.

What happened?

Well, we counterattacked from

the East while Alpha

attacked from the West,

we swept across the flank,

completely over run 'em.

Did anyone die?

Yes, ma'am.

Killed 33 militia

men that day.

Did, did you kill

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