Miranda Page #5

Synopsis: In the late 1940s, in a small town somewhere outside Venice, the voluptuous innkeeper Miranda must run the business all alone because her husband is still missing since WWII, presumed dead. Now a widow, Miranda refuses to marry again in waiting for the return of her husband, however, her promise is idle because, in the meantime, she keeps an affair with the young transporter Berto, under the watchful eye of Tony, the only employee at the inn who is also secretly in love with her. With an ample supply of admirers, Miranda, in order to console herself for her loss, begins a hunt for the right man and without any inhibition, she picks the most promising ones from a wide array of potential husbands of all ages, to submit them under her erotic trials. Over a period of one year, the quest for the proper lover will include diverse suitors, one for each season, all claiming a place in Miranda's heart. Sooner or later, the search will end, but in the end, who will be the most suitable one stand
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Tinto Brass
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.2
UNRATED
Year:
1985
96 min
588 Views


Bravo. You've managed to keep

your thoughts together

no thanks to all those whores

you satisfied.

Stop it now, Tony,

you're finished, you hear.

I only wanted to give you

the cash for the ring I sold.

That's what I like about you.

You're useful, I can rely on you.

Oh, and the copy, have you

got it yet?

There is no copy. One of my

lady friends bought the ring.

Dirty bastard, you put my nice ring

on one of your whore's hands.

Well, look what I sold

it for. Count it.

She paid twice as much

as any one else would've.

She gave me a lot.

Gave you a lot, huh?

Cash or trade?

Cash, of course. You know

nobody looks at me, right boss?

It's all for you anyhow.

It's enough, I hope, to pay

whatever new bills I get.

For as long as I'm away.

Where?

Don't I have the right to go away?

Yeah, you're the boss.

You can do whatever you want.

You approve, do you?

I depend on you, Tony.

The inn is in your hands.

Don't worry, I'll look after

your interests for you.

You're a guy who

knows what he's doing.

Why, don't you?

Do you like it?

- It makes me cry a little.

- Well, there's nothing

wrong with that.

Sit down.

How'd you like an ice-cream.

Another One!

More drills shipped,

they were unloaded this morning.

Work's finished.

Well?

No!

Norman, Norman, no!

Come here!

Come!

Go on!

Let's f***.

Hey you, leave that dog alone.

I'm a civil servant

and you're interfering with the law.

How much for the dog?

Not a penny! I have my dignity

as official dog catcher, you know.

Here's dollars, American

dollars. You can have them.

Oh, he's cute.

Go away.

Go on, go away!

Please, go away!

Don't you know how lucky

you've been today.

Hey, the war's over.

Slow the jeep down, will you.

You're a 'mascalzona'.

Go on say it again.

Ma-scal-zo-na!

Ma-scal-zo-na!

Hey, would you watch that!

You some kind of nut?

But...

Yes!

This spot is where the Nazi's

got me. April 13th 1944.

It was here where the Scar is.

It was night, I was lucky.

There were only a few,

they were afraid to come down.

I spent the whole night

looking up at those two trees.

Grass,

blood,

money

and sh*t.

A monument.

C'mon, let's go.

I want something to drink,

then I want you. Let's stop

at the first village.

I'm starving.

I'm goin' to eat.

It's there.

Right between the legs of the

ballerina.

There

This is it.

This is what moves the world.

Right between the thighs

of all women.

Tender clouds,

I wanna die there.

Miranda!

Yes you're right.

Get over here.

We will cross the river and will rest

in the shade of the trees.

I wanna die...

Not in the jerry.

I want to die,

I want to die in a wave.

I wanna die on top of you, Miranda.

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Tinto Brass

Giovanni "Tinto" Brass (born 26 March 1933) is an Italian filmmaker. In the 1960s and 1970s, he directed many critically acclaimed avant-garde films of various genres. Today, he is mainly known for his later work in the erotic genre, with films such as Caligula, Così fan tutte (released under the English title All Ladies Do It), Paprika, Monella (Frivolous Lola) and Trasgredire. more…

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