Miranda Page #4

- One at a time.

- No, one forever.

- But I guess you were right.

- About what?

Love.

You do forget.

And life goes on.

I like new men in my life.

It's not true that all men

are alike, you know?

Did you and Italo

go to bed yet?

Before he sleeps with me

he insists I say

I'm in love with him.

I wish you had, 'cause I'm

dying to know if black eyes

are good or not!

Do you think Tony has a girl?

- He does okay in Ferrara.

- Did he tell you that?

He never mentions it.

But Italo told me he's famous

in every whore house in Ferrara.

He's famous?

Whore's like him a lot.

It appears he can give

any old hag a great time...

No! That's incredible isn't it!

Not our Tony!

He's got something but it's hard

to tell just what it is.

What, what is?

He's got...

Well, I don't know what he's got.

You and I ought to go

to a whore house too!

- What!

I mean it. There ought to be

whore houses also for ladies.

Tell me,

doing it in bed...

do you like it?

Why don't you?

I get more worked up doing it

in the country or in a car,

in the movies.

In bed, I can come only by

squeezing my legs together.

Well, then let the guys spread.

Just as long as you both agree on it.

There are men who say

that a lot of girls are frigid.

That's stupid, no girl is frigid,

they don't exist.

Only guys who don't

know how to do it.

For example, that one.

With the robe on?

- I can see him nude!

- Nude, no!

Sure, look at all those hairs

going down his belly

all the way to his donger.

His is timid look.

It's all shrivelled up.

He's got no arse at all!

I think all men should be

looked at arse first.

Right, it gives you

the whole picture.

Look at that one!

There's a bummer.

A professor.

Lawyer!

A mechanic.

A Queer!

Wanna Dance?

We don't understand. We are French.

Do you speak English?

Wanna dance?

We have a car too.

Okay, just one dance

but that's all.

Our husbands are very jealous.

- Good evening, boss.

- Hi.

Did they tire you out

in Ferrara?

Not in the least.

Would you like to see?

Were they pretty?

I'm not complaining.

Is that the way you get them

excited, those b*tches?

You bet, I know plenty of ways

to get them going.

Think there should be whore houses

for women just the same as for men,

don't you think so?

Eh, Tony?

There are plenty of

very good places

where men come and go

as they please

and a woman like you

can take her pick.

Like this inn,

for example, big boy...

Oh, I wouldn't even imagine...

It's up to you...

Stop right there.

But why should I stop

if the others don't?

Stop I said!

But look Miranda ...

- Don't forget you're an employee here!

- And you're my boss.

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