Mindhorn Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 89 min
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[humming]
[singing] Can't handcuff the wind
Ah, hello, lovely. Here for the casting.
Richard Thorncroft.
Oh, great. Mr. Branagh's nearly ready
for you, Richard.
-Crowthorne?
-Thorncroft.
The B man.
Kenny B.
[laughing] Bloody good to see you.
Let's crack this baby open.
Hi. Richard Crowthorne, eleven o'clock?
Oh.
Right.
[imitates Jamaican accent]
I speak the truth.
I am afeared of no man.
I am afeared of no creature.
I am my own man.
I am Clifton of Port Antonio.
Do you feel me?
Yeah, that's incredible.
That's-- That's literally incredible.
[clears throat]
-You're welcome.
Really, I mean, I don't know what to say,
but thank you.
I wanna try something.
I'd like to do it again.
But this time
I'd like to try it with a brogue.
Uh, no, I think we--
We're good, we've got everything.
I've seen everything
-You sure?
-[Kenneth] Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Well, acting aside,
[Richard laughing]
Kenny B. This guy was one crazy hombre
back in the day.
Do you remember that hotel in Maidstone?
Oh, who can-- Who can--
Who can forget that?
-Did a tour of Medway basin.
-Thank you.
And this fella-- [chuckles]
Well, they'll have to re-paper
that hotel room.
-[chuckles] Yeah.
-I love what you're doing these days.
Ken, I really admire your balls. Okay.
The B man.
Alrighty.
[Richard] The killer B.
The Branflake.
-Who was that?
-Not a f***ing clue.
Hey, brother.
-You got my details?
-Yeah.
[Richard] Lovely.
[woman] Sorry, Sarah.
Front desk say Richard Thorncroft is here.
Oh, Christ. I'm with Simon.
Tell him to wait outside.
Ah, Richard, darling. How are you?
[woman] It's too late.
I couldn't stop him.
[Richard] How am I? Well, let me think.
I haven't had an audition in 18 months
and you get me a schizophrenic Yardie.
Sounds like a good part to me.
If you're a 60-year-old Jamaican man.
Sorry, Simon. I didn't realize it was you.
-Hello. Hi.
-Big, big fan.
Big fan. Caught your Equus in Chichester.
-Powerful piece of work.
-Great. Thank you.
And you were fantastic in, um...
Um...
Oh, God, my memory's gone these days.
-Uh, you were fantastic in it.
-Thank you.
Sorry about the cock-up.
It was the new assistant.
How could you mix me up with Crowthorne?
Do I not exist?
No one seems to know who I am.
Me and the Branster go way back.
I don't suppose you...
Simon, sweetie,
could you just give us a few moments?
I could have this salad.
-Come back. Two minutes.
-Yes, yes.
What the hell's going on?
You're going through a transitional phase.
You said that five years ago, Sarah.
I mean, you're moving
from young, handsome hero
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