Millions Page #5

Money.

Are you poor?

What?

Damian, come in.

Anthony to Damian...

What's that?

- Damian, where are you?

- My brother I've got to go.

I'll come back. I've got loads.

Just wait there.

- Loads of what?

- Money. Just wait there.

Five... four...

three... two...

Who's that?

A poor person and

you said there weren't any.

I know. But who is it?

I don't know. Just someone.

What do you mean 'someone'?

Did he do anything to you?

- What sort of things?

- Never mind.

Look people are weird.

You've got to be more careful.

You shouldn't really talk to them.

Anyway I've told him now.

- Told him what?

- That we have tons of money.

He's poor.

What?

Nothing. Nothing.

Leave it to me.

Where is he then?

I don't know.

He was here a minute ago.

See.

Loads of money.

We've been saving it up for ages.

You can have it if you need it.

Come on Damian.

You'll have to change it quickly.

Do you think that was really enough?

More than enough.

That's him completely sorted out.

Right. Have you given money

to anyone else?

Not really.

What?

It wasn't that much.

Just like a bagful.

- What's that?

- Scuba scooter.

It goes at ten mile an hour

for up to five hours.

We could have one of them.

We could have one each.

We could have a whole fleet.

She's nice.

Huh! I've seen better.

Close the door.

Look you can see it protruding.

- What is it?

- It's a nipple.

What's it for?

Well it's for feeding babies.

Did mum have one?

Two. They've all got two.

And did she feed us with them?

Yeah, course she did. I remember.

You can't remember

when you were a baby.

I don't remember her doing it to me.

I remember her doing it to you.

Anthony?

What?

I thought you'd done the washing up?

I did it!

What do you call that glob?

Hello what's your name?

Keegan.

Alright, K, what's happened

to your finger?

That's quality.

Pure scary, pure scary.

Hey, give me your money.

Come on, empty your pockets.

Hey you! Excuse me, excuse me!

Give me all your money.

Come on, every copper.

Who feels sorry

for poor children?

Correct answer.

Everybody sitting up nicely?

Ok. So, as you know,

we're going to have

new money in the New Year.

Does anybody know how much

a euro is worth in pounds?

Yes.

- Sixty seven p.

- Spot on.

Here, there's

a little prize for you.

It's your own euro converter.

Now! Who else wants one?

Anybody?

- Me!

- Ohh. Everybody. Ok.

So, who can tell me how much

two pence is worth in euros?

Mmm. Well I'll tell you.

It's worth not very much.

Almost nothing.

To you.

But if we all put our

two pences together.

Then we'll have a lot

of two pences won't we?

Yes.

How many people are there here?

One... two... three... four...

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