Millions Page #3

Anyone finds out we know it's you.

No one else knows.

Just me and you. Here.

Thanks.

Yeah, just keep it shut.

Two hundred and twenty nine thousand,

five hundred and

twenty pounds, minus...

a hundred quid each,

spending money.

Leaves two hundred

and twenty nine thousand,

three hundred and twenty quid.

And we're going to give

all that to the poor.

Where you going to find poor people?

There's loads of poor people.

Not round here.

The house prices keep them out.

Go on. Go. Go.

Go on. Go. Go. Go on.

Go. Go. Go. Go on.

Go on.

Francis of Assisi?

Eleven eighty one till

twelve twenty six.

You did this didn't you?

My first act as a Saint.

What was your next one?

Washing a leper.

A leper?

You could just help

the poor Damian.

Big Issue. Help the homeless.

Big Issue anyone?

Oh hello.

And keep the change.

Oh, thanks mate,

I've had nothing to eat all day.

Oh we're going to Pizza Hut,

want to come.

No... no. She doesn't.

She just wants more money.

- We haven't got any more.

- No I fancy pizza actually.

Can I bring my friend?

Meat feast, deep and juicy,

stuffed crust mate.

Two meat feast thin and crispy.

- Ah a big New Yorker.

- A combo platter.

- Do us a farmhouse.

- I'll have some garlic bread love.

We'll all have some

garlic bread won't we?

And Dippin' Chicken.

To share.

This is great. Anthony thought

there were no poor people round here.

Because of the house prices.

Well they're not from round here.

- Come in on the bus.

- I come in on the train.

Couldn't afford to

live round here.

Who exactly is paying

for all this?

We are.

- You must be minted!

- Yeah we are.

No... no, we're not.

It's birthday money.

His birthday money,

he saved it.

- Puddings?

- Yes please.

No.

One hundred and sixty eight quid.

Do you know how many times

we'd have to visit Pizza Hut

to get rid of all the money?

One thousand, three hundred and

three point five one seven times.

It's just not practical.

We should buy property.

See this house,

we could buy two like that.

If they knocked some off

the asking price.

And if we did buy property,

that'll go up in value.

So we'd have even more money.

Damian?

Excuse me?

Are you poor?

Beg your pardon?

Are you poor?

Are you asking for money?

Me? No.

Because we don't have any.

We live in a community,

you know, it's very basic.

We don't have a dishwasher

for instance or a microwave.

And there's no cash kept

on the premises.

So you are poor?

In a sense, yes.

Brilliant!

Invergi. Invergi

St. Nicholas of Myra?

Sanctus quartus saeculus sum...

Patronus de nautae et,

vero, natalis.

It won't all fit.

El fini errant centi cetus poplas

Saint Nicholas?

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