Milk Money Page #3

or I'm going to get smacked.

You got that?

Yes, I do.

You can have it.

You saved my life.

What are you doing

with all that money?

We wanted to see

a naked lady.

Oh, God.

You know what?

Why don't you take

that money and go home,

before you get hurt, okay?

I- I wish I could, but...

it means a lot to my friends,

and we just want a look.

How much looking?

As much as money can buy.

Okay.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, pull your shirts up

over your heads.

You first.

Show me yours,

and I'll show you mine.

Our what?

Armpits, come on.

Come on.

Okay, you're not hairy enough

to be dangerous.

We're not hairy at all.

So, what's your name, lady?

V.

Like the letter?

What's it stand for?

What's your name?

Kevin.

I'm Frank.

Brad.

- Hey.

- Oh, hey.

Oh, God.

Come on, come in.

Excuse me.

What do we do now?

Just ask her to...

you know.

You kids see a lot of hookers?

No, this is our first one.

Why do you have

a picture of Grace Kelley?

'Cause I'd like to be like her:

Marry a prince

and never get old.

When you take your clothes off

for money, do you get cold?

Depends on the room.

I have this dream

that I'm naked at school,

and I have to get home

without anyone seeing me.

I have that dream, too.

Last time I had that dream,

there was an alligator

chasing me.

You ever get that one?

Nope.

Do you ever watch cartoons?

Yes.

Are you married?

Boy, you ask a lot of questions.

The meter's ticking.

She's on the bed.

She's on the bed!

Now, how do you

want to do this:

standing up or on the bed?

I'll stand.

I meant me, not you.

- On the bed.

- On the bed.

On the bed.

Bed.

Okay. Come here.

Do you want the lights

on or off?

Is she naked yet?

Don't start until I can see.

You turned off the lights.

We can't see.

All set?

What's the matter?

- I can't do it.

- I want to be a gentleman.

Doesn't a gentleman bring enough

for everybody?

This is the greatest moment

of my life.

Okay, that's it. Time's up.

Any questions?

After sex, you smoke.

It's a rule.

Anybody have any matches?

- No.

- No.

I feel it now. We're different.

How?

We're men.

Yeah.

Men without bikes.

Oh, boy.

Waltzer, Waltzer, look,

don't worry.

Your cut's waiting for you,

that's right.

Relax. Relax.

Look, I tell you what...

- Ow!

- Right.

Look, if you don't get all

of your dough,

feel free to kill me.

What do I look like, huh?

A Laundromat?

A slot machine?

'Cause I am not a slot machine.

You are a slot machine.

Step right up here, folks,

there's a winner every minute.

Sorry.

Oh, what,

I- I hurt your feelings?

No.

No, and you want to know why?

'Cause you don't got

no feelings.

Yes, I do.

I'm a person,

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