Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Page #6
and I make-up stuff
that couldn't possibly be true.
Baby, you can do this.
Let's practice, okay?
Okay.
- Um, what do you like to do?
- Drink.
Just sweet teas.
Sweet teas and biscuits on blimps.
All right, straight up,
you don't have to do an accent.
I was doing an accent?
And definitely don't bring up blimps.
Sh*t! They're leaving.
If it was a competition, I won it.
All right, don't worry.
It's all part of the plan.
- Is it?
- Oh, yeah.
What does that mean? What plan?
I don't know this part of the plan...
Whoa! Ahh!
Oh, f***!
Tatiana! Oh!
Holy sh*t.
Babe. Are you okay?
I'm okay. Yell, "She can't breathe!"
She can't breathe!
She can't breathe! Somebody help her!
Somebody give her CPR!
- She can't breathe!
- I know CPR!
- Great!
- I was a volunteer EMT!
Hey, don't worry.
My brother's got this, okay?
I took a class. I know what I'm doing.
- She has a weak heart!
- Ma'am?
- Ma'am?
- She has a weak heart.
I'm an EMT. I'm like a doctor, basically.
I'm here to save your f***ing life, okay?
- She's my only friend!
- That's her only friend, Mike!
We got a pulse! Okay.
Don't let her die!
Don't you f***ing let her die, Mike!
Just shut the f*** up, Dave!
You, too, shut up!
Both of you, shut up! Okay?
I'm gonna save her life!
Plug the nose.
Oh!
Are you okay?
I am now.
- I saved her life!
- She's okay!
- She's okay?
- I saved her life!
Thank you! Thank you!
- You're under arrest.
- She hit my car!
No, you guys, I'm totally fine, really.
It happens all the time.
That was a vicious hit.
We should take you to the hospital.
It's crazy.
It's almost like I owe you my life.
- Almost.
- Yeah. Technically, yeah.
- Let me help you with that ice.
- I do.
Oh, no.
Seems like it's going pretty well
with your guy.
Dude, I'm f***ing crushing it! So hard!
Check this out. The kids in my class
are gonna love this story.
I'm a school teacher.
You're a school teacher? Wow.
Oop. I think they spelt "frittata"
wrong on the menu.
I always notice words and spelling...
because I'm a teacher...
and that's what I do.
- That's...
- So, Alice, um, what do you do?
Manage a hedge fund.
I don't even know what a hedge fund is.
Oh. So there's a regular fund,
and then there's a hedge fund.
And our fund...
Uh, we hedge it.
We hedge it hard.
Oh, wow.
I get in, in the morning, and I'm like...
"How's the hedging coming?
You been hedging? You hedged much?"
And it's like, too big to fail.
Corporate greed, bailouts.
In a New York minute,
everything can change.
On the floor of the NASDAQ and the U.N.
And then, Fannie Mae.
Bernie Mac and D.L. Hughley...
- Alice, you want some water?
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