Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Page #4

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Do you think anyone's even really gonna

see this?

God, I hope so.

Like max, what do you think?

We're gonna get, like, five or six dates

out of this, or what?

I'd be happy with that.

Hey.

Did you see this thing

that Shelly's sending around the office?

It's a free trip to Hawaii!

Look what someone posted to my Facebook.

- I gotta tweet this out.

- Those guys are cute.

Ala-hat!

- I got the one on the right.

- I like the one on the right.

Oh, I got the one on the right.

I like the one on the right.

- We gotta send this to everyone.

- Let's all apply!

- I want to go to Hawaii.

- I just emailed them.

Let's just meet them, give 'em a chance.

So, you guys want to go to a wedding?

Uh, what are your names?

Do you guys have names?

Basically we were looking through

Craigslist for work.

Oh, you're both...

Prostitutes.

Whatever. Take us to Hawaii!

Hawaii!

We can't take you.

No way.

Did you guys say something about

an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii?

It's just for girls.

That's not a deal breaker.

Hi, my name is Lauralie...

and I'm kind of new to this.

Yeah.

You're new to...

Online dating. Yeah.

I'm not really looking

for a heteronormative relationship.

- You look like a Nike swoosh.

- Goddamn right, I do.

I work at a dog shelter.

Our sister loves dogs.

I wanna make sure

they get really good homes.

What's a good home?

The white homes.

- The what homes?

- The white homes.

Like white people.

Check, please.

This isn't lipstick.

This is a tattoo, you dumb f***.

Who are you laughing at? Who?

All right, look, here's the deal.

I went through a divorce, like,

three weeks ago. I need a vacation.

No.

Okay, you guys sure

you don't want to f***?

- What?

- Nothing.

- What did you say?

- Nothing.

Sounded like you said,

"Do you wanna f***?"

Do you wanna f***?

- What?

- What?

- What?

- You guys...

- Do you want me to f*** you?

- No.

- No.

- I didn't say it, but...

- I'll suck your dick right now. What?

- What?

Welcome back.

I'm here with Mike and Dave Stangle...

who posted an ad on Craigslist...

looking for dates

for their sister's wedding...

in Oahu, Hawaii.

Well, the ad went viral.

Mm-hmm.

It racked up over 6,000 responses...

from women who actually wanted to go.

Yeah, well, who's counting?

You know, I guess we all are.

Is this my close-up?

You guys, come on. Craigslist?

Honestly, this is about

finding nice girls...

to go with us to Hawaii

for our sister's wedding.

And I just want to reiterate...

we're footing the bill for this

because we're gentlemen.

- Free trip to Hawaii?

- I'm awake!

- Come on. Craigslist.

- What's up?

That's where you go

to buy old patio furniture.

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