Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life Page #5
It's not a true sports car if
it's an automatic, all right?
Besides, I really like to feel
the road when I'm driving.
Hey, towel, please.
Sorry, I almost got "person"
on your seat.
Hey, "f" your "I,"
these seats are Italian
leather, all right?
I'm trying to keep them nice
for the re-sale.
Bear, you do know you can't
sell a car you don't own.
Don't own yet, my friend.
Don't own yet.
104 more payments,
and this baby is all mine.
Hey.
Not so close to the car,
fat boy!
Come here, Calvin.
Come here, boy.
You're a good boy.
Don't listen to that mean man.
Come here.
You did that on purpose.
So sue me.
I wish mom knew
what a butt wipe you are.
Hey.
Who doesn't love
a butt wipe, huh?
Everyone loves a butt wipe.
So I guess the joke is on you.
No.
The joke's on you.
Huh?
Eh...
Hey. Oh, hey. What's up, man?
Oh, cool. You found it.
Oh, no.
Don't read the card
because then things are gonna
get sappy or whatever,
and I hate that.
So just open the present.
All right.
may it rest in peace,
was almost full, so you
probably need another one.
It's awesome, man.
Thank you. But...
I mean, all my best stuff
was in my last sketch book.
Comics, inventions.
Expertly drawn b*obs.
Those were realistic.
I think.
I hope.
But the Vinlothians. Like...
You made the star cruiser.
You made their planet.
You even came up
What was it?
Grak-tung.
Grak-freakin'-tung!
All right.
And, like, their language.
Their star cruiser night club.
Shh!
Could you lower your voice,
please?
What for?
I said, "shh."
What?
Okay, you don't want them
to know I'm here.
Yeah. No offense, but mom doesn't
think you're the best influence.
Oh, okay. Well, she's not
wrong about that.
Okay, Rafe.
Back to the book thing.
Are you ready
for the greatest idea
in the history of ideas?
Dwight trashed your book, right?
So, you trash his.
Yeah, I guess
that could be kind of fun.
We'd take the shredder
from the back...
No, no, no.
We don't wanna shred
the rule book.
You wanna shred
the actual rules.
Every stupid rule
in this dumb code of conduct.
Leo, are you kidding me?
And get kicked out of another school?
I would be disowned.
No, you won't.
You wanna know why?
'Cause we're gonna be careful and
nobody's gonna know it's us.
So you're saying
we do it anonymously?
Exactly!
It is up to us to speak
for the voiceless,
to be vigilantes for freedom.
Dwight tries to measure our worth
on a bunch of bubbles
on a Scantron.
I'm sick of people
trying to suck the fun
out of childhood.
Let's stop the suck!
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