Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life Page #3
the man-bun!
Over-rated and over-exposed,
the Kardashian!
You get that I can
kick your butt, right?
My bad.
There is an agreement.
Sorry.
Free trade.
For tomorrow, I want everybody
single member of the Wu-tang clan.
We're gonna take
a little trip to the Bronx.
So, in conclusion...
and make a bunch of promises.
Just this.
You should vote for me
because my dad is super rich
Oh, ho, ho!
Stormin' Norman, what a speech!
Well done.
Hey.
Uh, for those of you
who don't know me,
I'm Jeanne Galleta,
President of the av club.
I'm guessing most of you
don't know what that is,
since I'm also the only member.
Gandhi once said,
"we have to be the change
we wish to see."
And the way I see it,
cutting funding for the arts...
Hello.
Was just dumb.
We have to bring it back,
so we can express ourselves
as human beings
and not just a bunch of robots.
Also, we've gotta do something
about this dress code, okay?
It stifles individuality!
Oh, look at that,
we're out of time.
Sorry, miss Galleta. Gosh.
No, no, no.
Please. No, don't clap.
- No need to be polite.
- Thank you.
Just hold your clapping
till the end.
voting for Norman anyway, right?
I've seen his stepmom.
You're not kidding.
All right, folks, you know...
That's not funny.
Why is this wrapped around...
Let's not wrap the microphone
around the stand anymore.
It's annoying.
Folks, in two months,
we will all be competing
for something
of the utmost importance.
Who knows what I'm referring to?
B.L.A.A.R.
I can't hear you!
B.L.A.A.R.!
Now you're just yelling.
No yelling!
That's right.
we will all be taking
the baseline assessment
of academic readiness!
All right. Hey, you there!
Do you love your parents?
I guess so.
Hear me when I tell you, you don't
love them an eighth as much
as I love this test!
A few years ago,
my wife asked me
to stop paying so much
attention to the b.L.A.A.R.
And pay a little more
attention to her.
Well, she's gone now,
and I have no regrets.
And, folks, if we are going to
maintain our number one standing,
which we most certainly
do wanna do...
This is hilarious!
Oh, my gosh!
Zombie Dwight!
Only the b.L.A.A.R.
And nothing but the b.L.A.A.R.
No, come on, give it...
Hey, what's with
all the kerfuffle out there?
This is legit hilarious.
Hey!
Hand over the notebook, Deenie,
if you know what's good for you.
Smart move!
Oh!
This concludes our assembly.
I don't look like that.
I don't look like that at all.
Son, as principal, I think of myself
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