Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Page #4

Help!

Unhand her!

Release her! Stop it!

Drop her!

She is my lady-in-waiting!

You 'll have to forgive them,

Your Highness.

They're like

a well-oiled machine...

that's wound

just a little too tight.

We're sorry, Your Grace.

We thought she was a villain.

I don't think so.

I see. Well, then...

I feel safer already.

Oh, no.

When the bad guy is that happy,

it always, always means...

Bad-guy song!

I was born

to cheat and lie

I'm a mean, rotten guy

When you ask me

why I'm nasty

Here's my reason why

At that stork delivery,

Mommy screamed

"Woe is me, such a dork"

"Hey, Mr Stork,

behold my misery"

"Pete is ghastly,

Pete's a blob"

"Pete's a nasty,

naughty slob"

Can it, sister, I'm the mister

who will get the job

So I'm nasty, I'm no good,

I'll be king, knock on wood

I'll impress ya, though I'm

just a common lowly hood, ha!

If you can't be loved,

be feared

Don't get shoved,

sheep get sheared

Be the king,

pull the strings

Or else

you might get smeared

I'm so happy I could dance,

seize my chance, I'll advance

Come and cheer me,

love and fear me

Petey's king of France,

ha ha

Evening, trusted lieutenant.

Watch out for the bricks.

What?

Come and cheer me,

love and fear me

Petey's king of France

Why'd the music stop?

Hello, boys.

Think you might have

some spare time...

to go and snatch

the princess?

Yeah, I think.

Well, quit thinking

and do it!

The opera's tomorrow night!

The job's got

to be done by then!

Remember?

How can we help?

I want you to grab her,

find a remote tower somewhere...

and lock her away forever...

so as no one can

ever find her again!

You got me, dingbats?

Sure thing, boss.

Isn't this

musketeering stuff great?

You bet!

Isn't it romantic,

Daisy...

being protected

by three dashing musketeers?

And the little one

is so handsome.

Yeah... he's kind of

cute and all...

but you 're forgetting

something.

They're musketeers, commoners,

non-college-bound.

You know what that means.

Our love is... forbidden?

Bingo.

A forbidden love.

How romantic.

Bad guys!

Bad guys!

Bad guys?

Yikes!

OK, you. En garde.

En garde?

French words make me mad!

Get out there and fight,

you coward!

You fellas seen

any bad guys around here?

Ooh. How about this bad guy?

Goofy!

Hit the road, tiny.

Mickey!

Princess!

Now how are we going

to protect the princess?

Protect the princess?

Are you kidding?

It's hopeless. We failed.

Hopeless?

Failed?

There, there, pal.

Here. Blow.

Well, I don't think

we're hopeless.

Listen, Captain Pete

has faith in us.

He does?

I mean, he does!

Pete made us musketeers,

remember?

Yeah! We're musketeers!

That's right, just like

we dreamed when we were kids.

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