Men in Black Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1997
- 98 min
- 1,459 Views
Kay and Dee escort their captive across the road and over a
small rise, leaving the stunned INS agents standing alone in
the roadway.
AGENT JANUS:
2ND INS AGENT
There is no Division 6.
3RD INS AGENT
Who are those guys?
Kay and Dee lead their captive into a clearing in the desert
brush. Dee pulls an enormous handgun from a shoulder holster
and stays a pace or two off, covering him. Kay has an arm
draped around the man's shoulders.
KAY:
I think you jumped off the bus in
the wrong part of town, amigo. In
fact, I'll bet dollars to pesos that
you're not --
He pulls out a small laser device, which he ZIPS neatly down
the front of the man's clothes.
KAY:
-- from anywhere near here.
The man's clothes fall to the ground, revealing what he really
is underneath -- A SCALY SPACE BASTARD, about four-and-a-
half feet tall, with a snouth, snail-like tentacles, and
independently moving eyes on stalks at the top of his head.
The only part of his camouflage not crumpled to the ground
is the humanesque "head," which he still lamely holds in one
of his hands. It's propped up by a stick, like a puppet, and
it continues to make expressions as he holds it.
KAY:
Mikey?! When did they let you out of
jail?
MIKEY replies -- an unfathomable combination of GRUNTS,
SQUEAKS, and saliva.
KAY:
Political refugee. Right.
DEE:
You know how many treaty articles
you've just violated?
Mikey makes a lame SQUEAK.
KAY:
One, my ass. Try seven.
DEE:
From unauthorized immigration to
failure to properly inoculate prior
to landing.
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