Men at Work Page #4

Touchdown! The tape! Touchdown!

Genius.

Man, this guy's really heavy.

I gotta start working out.

- You should go to the gym.

- I hate weights.

- You work on your cardiovascular.

- What's that?

- Get on one of those life cycles.

- What's that?

- Stationary bike.

- Yeah? How are they?

They're great. They got... cross-country

skiing machines, things where you row.

Come on, get him in there. I wanna go eat.

Come on, come on, come on.

I got it. Start the car.

Right, Jack, I have the tape.

Jack?

Jack?

Touch that again

and I swear to God, I'll kill you.

What'd I do?

Let's go a little bit faster, see if

you can put me through the windshield.

Where the hell am I?

Time for work. Boy, oh boy!

James, do us both a favor.

Whatever you do,

don't give this observer guy

a hard time today.

I figure if we behave ourselves,

show him that

we're a couple of good guys,

we'll get him out of our hair a lot quicker.

OK.

For all we know...

he could be some crazed combat veteran.

You're driving too fast.

So, Louis, you're Walts brother-in-law.

That's great. Speaks highly of you.

What do you know about anything?

Walts a nice guy.

His sister must be nice too.

I've never met her.

When I feel like talking to you,

I will look at you.

Gotcha.

You writing stuff about us? Sorry. Sorry.

This sucks.

What did you say, son?

The name is James.

Well, James,

if you expect to keep this job,

I suggest you tell me what it was

you were mumbling over there.

James.

I said this sucks.

And, basically, so do you.

You little... I'll show you

not to talk to me like that!

Hey, hey! Goddammit!

This Louis guy's a total nightmare.

He's not playin' around,

let me tell you, James.

Yeah, I feel really bad about that, Carl.

Probably not as bad as I do.

- James, promise me something.

- What?

No matter what you do,

do not provoke this guy.

- Promise.

- I'm serious.

I promise.

- How's that nose?

- It's OK.

I still owe one to the intended receiver.

You know, man,

you're a total pain in the a...

Now, James, Louis is gonna be with us

for the next couple of weeks.

Accept this as fact.

Why don't you guys shake hands

and stop behaving like children?

Put it on the back of your neck.

There are several sacred things in

this world that you don't ever mess with.

One of them happens to be

another man's fries.

Now, you remember that

and you'll live a long and healthy life.

James.

- James.

- What?

You better get over here

and take a look at this.

What is it, Carl?

Just take a look.

- What the hell is this, Carl?

- It's a dead human being, James.

Yeah? What's he doin' on our route?

Oh, looky here. Looks like somebody

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