Meet the Feebles Page #4

I know I can trust you.

Oh, Christ,

here she comes now.

Sidney, the date's been

set down as the 16th.

If you don't appear in court,

it'll be held over until the 21st...

at which time you'll be compelled

to provide a blood sample.

Sandy, why did you bring it here?

It's not mine!

You know it's not!

We'll let the court decide that,

shall we?

It's got your eyes, Sid.

You want a slice of the action

but you're not acting...

You want a slice of the action

but you don't want to pay the price...

You're going to end up in traction

if you don't take my advice.

You want a piece of the pie...

but you don't want

to share with me...

You want a piece of that pie...

but you'll never get

nothing for free.

You better watch what you say...

'cause that ain't my recipe.

I'm hip to your lip...

you'll see...

You're just a low-down snake

with a two-time repartee.

I'm hip to your jive,

but it don't sound hip to me.

Say, who is that dame?

That's Heidi.

Ain't she something?

She's only been here a week

and already she's packing the joint.

With a voice like that

she's going to go places!

You want a hot potato,

but baby you're just too cold.

You want a hot potato

to go with your sausage roll.

Don't look at me baby,

I'm much too hot to hold.

I'm hip to your lip...

you'll see...

Yeah!

Thank you!

From the gentleman

with the red carnation.

So, you're from the East?

I hear they've got some

great swamps out that way.

What's a cute young think like you

doing in the big smoke?

I'm not so young.

In two years I'll be eighteen.

Really?

But you're so well developed...

Vocally, I mean.

My singing teachers said

I've enormous lung power.

I like your style, Heidi.

- Really?

- You've got a lot of class.

But that sometimes ain't enough.

I seen a lot of girls like you

ruined in this town.

You need to make

the right connections...

and that's where I can help.

Are you a producer?

I am to be the best goddam producer

this town has ever seen.

I got the contacts,

I got the capital...

what I need is what you got:

Talent!

Heidi, I want to manage you.

But...

I don't even know who you are!

They call me Bletch!

Bletch!

What a lovely name!

Tell me Heidi...

do those lips kiss as good

as they sing?

Bletch!

Very nice, Mr. Bletch.

Perhaps you'd like to inspect

my range of clubs.

It's good gear,

I can assure you.

O that I have no doubts.

It's good stuff boss.

When can we expect delivery?

Meet Louie in the alleyway

at six.

Sorry.

A touch of the ptomaine.

It must be all this fresh air.

It gives me hay fever.

Bad luck old chap!

What the?

My apologies Cedric!

I had a bone stuck in my throat.

My game, I think.

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