Meet Monica Velour Page #3

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Hey, where are you going?

Love is waiting

just around the corner

Love is waiting just around

the corner

Love is waiting

just around the corner

They say love is just

around the corner

Any cozy little corner

Love is just around the corner

When I'm around you

Venus de Milo

Was noted for her charms

Just strictly between us,

you're cuter than Venus

And what's more,

you've got arms

So let's cuddle in a corner

Any cozy little corner

Love is just around the corner

And I'm around you

Love is just around the corner

Love is just around the corner.

Cocaine, champagne

Take a ride on my jet plane

Spotlights, late nights

End it all with a drunken fight...

Hey, baby. What are we drinking?

Uh, bourbon.

Coming right up, handsome.

Take a seat wherever you want.

Oh, and I need $40 cash

upfront for the drinks.

- Here, I'll get it.

- Wait, is that-

Wait, no.

I'm looking for Miss Monica Velour.

Monica?

Yeah, she's coming on at 8:30.

I need $40 though in the front.

- Thanks.

- Remember,

Sunday is single dad night

here at The Petting Zoo.

Free games and face painting

in the parking lot for the kiddies.

Hey, I thought you said

she came on at 8:30.

What's your name anyway?

Snickers.

Your parents gave you a dog's name?

No, it's a candy bar.

Huh.

I guess it's better than PayDay.

Or Crackle.

You need another drink.

No.

I'll just finish what I have.

Now is the time to release

All the things

you've been holding back...

You want to go to

the executive VIP lounge?

Where's that?

Only $400.

We could have a real good time.

I didn't see any lounge.

We used to have a lounge

but the roof collapsed.

Now it's in the back seat of my car.

Okay, for you...

$200.

No. No thank you.

I'm here to see Monica Velour.

- $100.

- Huh-uh.

- $60 and two packs of smokes?

- No.

Hey, fellas. What are we having?

- I'm hungry for a bite of Snickers.

- Yeah?

- Snickers needs some nuts.

- Right here, baby.

And now the star of

"Welcome Back Harder"

and "Saturday Night Beaver,"

adult film superstar

- Monica Velour.

- Monica Velour.

Whoo! Monica!

Tonight

I celebrate my love

For you

It seems

The natural thing to do

Tonight no one's gonna find us

We'll leave the world behind us

When I make love to you...

You've got to be shitting me.

Damn.

Somebody ordered off the senior menu.

Shut up.

I think grandma's got

Depends on under there.

Right.

It's amateur night

at the old folks' home.

Yo, I think this guy

over here is in love.

Oh, leave it on, baby.

- Leave it on.

- Shh!

Hey, I think this dickwad has a problem.

Yo, dickwad. What's your problem?

I don't- I don't have a problem.

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