Meatballs Page #3

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Not this summer, anyway, huh?

Roxanne.

Just the person I wanted to see.

Later, Tripper. Say, Christmas?

A.L., that's your cabin.

You got the jailbait. Watch them.

- Women.

- Thanks.

See you later.

Roxanne, I want you to know

that I'm very deeply hurt,

and I mean that sincerely.

Glad to hear it. Excuse me.

Hi, Larry.

Hi, Spaz.

Spaz!

Hey, guess what, guys?

Liza finally got her period.

- Liza.

- Liza.

- You don't have to advertise it.

- But they gotta know.

Hey, Liza you better watch it,

'cause now you can get pregnant.

Yeah, I heard about this girl,

and she got pregnant

without doing it with anyone.

What do you mean?

You can't get pregnant without doing it.

No, stupid.

She didn't do it, she almost did it.

My God.

- Hi, guys. I got your cabin this week.

- Hi, A.L.

Hey.

- Go on. Ask her, ask A.L.

- Ask me what?

A.L., can a girl get pregnant

if she almost does it with a guy?

Almost? I don't think so, no.

That's a relief.

Okay, Spazalopolous, you're

in here with Phil and the 12-year-olds.

This here is Rudy.

- Hi, Rudy.

- Hey, Rudy. How's it going?

Gotta watch out for this guy,

he's done time for car theft.

Oh, yeah? My kind of guy there, Rudy.

He could be a bad influence

on the other children.

Watch it. We'll see you guys at dinner.

- Okay.

- Watch out for the ear, Rudy. Look out!

See you later, Spaz.

- Bye-bye, guys.

- Bye, Spaz.

Not bad. Over the head.

Hi, guys. I'm Spaz.

I'm your CIT this week.

I wanna introduce you...

- Hey, look, it's Spaz!

- It's Spaz!

I wanna introduce you to a new guy

in the cabin, that...

Hey, bozo, this is my bunk, so shove off.

Settle down. Settle down, okay.

Hey, come on, guys. Settle down.

Okay, let's see, everything's put away.

That's good.

Everybody has a bunk. That's good.

Everybody's settled in. That's good.

And everybody's been deloused

and fingerprinted. That's good.

Phil, look, it's the first day of camp,

and we're bored already.

What are we gonna do, huh?

Relax, Peter, relax.

Okay, you guys, after lunch

we got a big game with cabin B-11,

and I really wanna win it, okay?

So, what do you say?

- We're gonna kill them!

- We're gonna kill them!

Gonna what?

- We're gonna kill them!

- We're gonna kill them!

I can't hear you.

- We're gonna kill them!

- We're gonna kill them!

We're gonna kill them!

Attention all campers, afternoon

swim schedule is as follows:

Advanced dolphins

will report to the dock

for survival swimming and IQ testing.

All senior silverfish,

meet on the beach for nude sunbathing.

Junior salmon, trout and herring,

report to the nearest delicatessen,

and six-year-old tadpoles,

report to the swamp.

And all lobsters, get out of here,

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