Me Again Page #4

down a person's pants.

I need your help, Tony.

And if you think it was

weird when I was your boss,

just wait until you see

me as a starving model

in 4-inch heels!

You do realize

that you look like

a beautiful woman?

I'm aware of that.

Is there anything

to eat in here?

I'm starving.

Would it be weird

if I asked you out?

I mean, technically, you're not

you anymore, and we have a...

Dude, get over the way that I

look and help me figure out

what is happening to me.

Of course, you're right.

All right, uh, okay, did you

have a recent encounter

with a genie or a leprechaun?

No.

Aunicorn?

No.

All right,

rules that out.

Are you now or have you ever

been a terminator, replicator,

or any other form

of bio-robotic being?

Ah.

All right, that rules out science fiction.

All right, were you recently

bitten, perhaps, by a...

Okay, you know what?

This is, this is

getting us nowhere.

Whew.

Really?

Well, all right.

What is the last thing you

remember before this happened?

I was, I was at the church

waiting for you to come over.

Yeah, but that's just it.

I did come over last night.

We watched movies 'til

like 2:
00 in the morning.

You're telling me you

don't remember that?

No, I don't remember that!

This is so weird.

All right, so then

what happened?

I don't know.

I was watching TV.

This guy was talking about

the new me,

and I prayed.

You prayed?

Yeah, I prayed.

So what?

That changes

everything, friend.

Divine intervention.

It's a whole other ball game.

'It's A Wonderful Life"?

conic masterpiece.

The answer to your

dilemma rests in here.

You're saying I'm

supposed to watch this movie?

I'm saying you're

supposed to live this movie.

Obviously, your

prayers were answered.

Clearly, you have

something you need to do.

I suggest you go with it.

Go with it?

I'm a man of God!

I don't believe in

magic or fantasy!

God doesn't work this way!

What?

You mean miracles?

Okay, if I'm

supposed to help you,

the first thing you

are going to do is eat.

Yeah.

Oh.

Hello?

So now you answer your phone.

Are you flaking

on me again, Chloe?

You called earlier.

Yes, Chloe, that's what

agents do, and as your agent,

I'm now asking why

aren't you at the shoot?

There is no need

for you to yell like that.

It's disrespectful.

I'm texting you

the directions again.

Okay, go with it.

# You're shy

Come on #

# It's time

to lose yourself #

# So go on, get free #

# Right underneath

your feet now #

# And get on the backbeat #

# Weight of the world

off your shoulders #

# Put on the repeat

and rock it 'til it's over #

# Come get

on the backbeat #

# Get it up

and under your feet now #

# If you've got the backbeat #

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