Me Again Page #3

You're scaring me.

Wake up, wake up, Rich.

Wake up.

Ai!

Ah!

Hold on, Mr. Bastion.

I'm going to call your doctor.

I knew something like

this would happen.

Oh, okay, this

isn't happening here.

This is just a bad dream, Rich.

He's having another

one of his spells,

and I can't find his

heart pills anywhere.

Mr. Bastion,

you come back here.

You need to take your pills!

Well, looks like he

tied one on again last night.

Tony, Tony!

Oh, oh!

Goodness!

Okay.

It's so good

to see you, buddy.

Good to see you,

too, Mr. Bastion.

What?

Maybe we should

get in the car.

You come

back here, Mr. Bastion!

You need to take

your medicine!

Good idea.

Let's get out of here!

Yeah.

Something really weird

is happening, Tony.

I know.

I don't know what it is,

but traffic's backed

up for miles.

Hey, Carl, take the side roads. Stay off the

highway.

Tony, look at me.

What do you see?

Well, I see a very brilliant

and successful restaurateur.

No, who do you see?

Well, I see you, Mr. Bastion.

You want something to drink?

Thank you.

You're not going

to believe this,

but when I woke up this

morning, it was...

Ah!

What is this, whiskey?

Frank, do you feel all right?

No, I'm not!

I'm tired, and my joints ache.

My stomach is on fire!

I need some air!

I need some... ah!

He's having a heart attack!

Ah, ah, ah!

Tony, what is happening to me?

Frank, do you have

your heart pills?

I am not Frank!

Ah, man, time

to look for another job.

You need to give him a pill!

No, sir.

What if I get some of that

heart attack spit on me.

I'm Rich!

You're going to be

rich and dead,

if you don't take this pill!

Rich, Rich Chaplin!

Tony, help me.

Help me, Tony.

Help me.

Help me, Tony.

Oh, oh,

I'm starving!

Oh, oh.

What?

I need food.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Butter?

Nothing you do,

nothing you do

will ever be good enough.

You have a terrible smile.

Who do you think you are?

Oh, come on!

I don't know

what kind of game you're playing, Chloe,

but you'd better not be

ate for this photo shoot.

This is your last chance

with this client!

You got that, Chloe?

Last chance!

Hello, hello.

You're ugly.

Work harder.

You're worthless?

Wow, this is

getting ridiculous.

Oh.

Hello, this is Tony.

Tony, it's me again.

Yes, ma'am, what

can I do for you?

It's me, Rich Chaplin,

your best friend!

Look, lady, I am in no mood

for this kind of thing today.

Listen to me, carefully.

Your name is

Frabrutzio Morelli.

You've called yourself Tony

since the second grade,

because you didn't like

the name Frabrutzio.

When we were 12, I helped you

break the world's record

for stuffing the most frogs

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