McDull, Kung Fu Kindergarten Page #3

to Auckland

and thought it was a vacation,

only to discover...

...it had to go horseback-riding!

Wow, May...

Who do you think is lazier -

me or my bum?

Of course you are lazier than your bum!

l wish l can poop,

and Miss Chan can continue to sing

l wish l can write correctly

Without using my eraser

l wish l was smart

so mother wouldn't have to cry

or go through menopause

l wish to get all A's and

not almost get one

lf l'm smart, smarter than my bum

For Mama's happiness, l would...

l would give up

eating my favorite chicken!

Do you have an umbrella?

U-m-b-r-e-l-l-a, umbrella.

l have an umbrella,

B-a-n-a-n-a, an umbrella...

lf McDull can become a smart boy,

l would...

Mother, look! Look how smart l am.

l got an A, it's a real A!

Ladies and gentlemen -

Chicken on fire!

Eat up, smart boy

l'm fine, you eat

l'm on a diet, you eat it

l have indigestion

l don't believe it. Eat!

My cholesterol level...

- Heck with cholesterol, eat!

- You eat!

- You eat! - i have a pimple...

- l have a wart, eat! - i can't pee

- l have athlete's foot

- l have tennis elbow

On the same night McDull made his wish...

Mrs. Mak also made a wish

B-a-n-a-n-a, Banana..........

lf McDull can become a smart boy,

l would give up chicken!

My Cholesterol level...

Heck with cholesterol! Eat!

You eat it!

The chicken got cold

McDull hesitantly divulged his reason...

for not eating the chicken

Out of the blue,

Mrs. Mak is suddenly overcome by...

a feeling of being bullied

She's a bit angry, a bit sad,

and a bit ashamed

She stands up, picks up the plate

Reheats it in a hurry

puts it back in front of McDull, and says...

Mother is not a successful sow outside

l run around from morning to night

What makes me happiest is...

to cook you a delicious meal,

and watch you eat it

This is the most basic happiness...

l can provide to you

Therefore,

if you don't eat my chicken anymore...

and l can't watch you eat chicken

Then my life would be over

Never sell out our chicken!

lt's okay, son. Have some chicken

lt'd be great if you become somebody

But if it's not meant to be

Then we'll always have our chicken

Mrs. Mak read two letters that night

One is from the anti-Menopausal Formula.

She didn't get the job

She lost even in her specialties,

dizziness and tears

The other is from the professor

at the Mozart Effect program

He said the funding has been exhausted,

so after this semester...

McDull doesn't need to return

to the university

His parting words for McDull...

on his overall mental aptitude...

consisted of only one sentence

lt is one only a mother...

could truly appreciate

He's not retarded, he's just gentle

For McDull and for herself

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