McDull, Kung Fu Kindergarten

Synopsis: As the 18th descendant of an extremely insignificant philosopher and inventor from ancient China, McDull is fortunate that he does not have a lot to live up to. However, his mother has higher aspirations for him and decides to send him to a martial arts school in China. Overweight and slow on his feet, McDull is the last of his classmates to run away when the headmaster needs to choose someone to represent the school in an international children's martial arts competition.
Genre: Animation, Comedy
Director(s): Brian Tse
  2 nominations.
80 min

China's Yangtze River flows

across over 4,000 km of land

lt's the longest river in China

The mother of Chinese civilization

The Three Gorges is famous for

its sheer cliffs and steep mountains...

inspiring poets to leave behind...

... beautiful words of praise

From the walls of Baidi high

in the colored dawn

To Jiangling by

nightfall is a thousand miles

lt's the birthplace of poet Qu Yuan

and the great beauty Wang Zhaojun

lt's where warlord Liu Bei died...

... and the inspiration for Li Bai's poems

But with the construction of

the Three Gorges Dam historical sites

and artifacts will soon be submerged

under water

All the nation's archeologists

have gathered here

to rescue invaluable artifacts before

the dam floods the area


a school archeological team

has unearthed

what is believed to be

...a Big Mac box from

the first MacDonald outlet in the country

Another team has also discovered

a piece of chicken bone

Carbon 14 and DNA test results

confirm that...

it was the first batch

of Kentucky Fried Chicken

mumbled by Chinese

Another piece of exciting news

A large object is about...

to see the light of day again...

after thousands of years in darkness

Experts carefully clear the soil off

But its function is a mystery

lts craftsmanship poor and

design awkward

lnside the object...Whoa...

There's dried cow dung

Oh's McFat's handiwork again

Mak-zi, given name McFat

dates of birth and death unknown... extremely insignificant philosopher

and inventor

He invented the electric rice-cooker

electric kettle, mosquito repellant

electric nose hair trimmer

...but forgot to invent electricity

So his inventions sat at home...


He also invented the Shadowless Kick

contact lenses and invisible pantyhose

But no one could see them

They are not written in history

Mak-zi also invented

the world's first telephone

But the second telephone was not...

...invented until the 19th century American Alexander Bell

Mak-zi waited by his telephone...

...and waited waited and he died...

...before he could hear it ring

l was dancin' with my darlin'

to the Tennessee Waltz

When an old friend l happened to see

l introduced him to my loved one

And while they were dancin'

My friend stole my sweetheart from me

l remember the night

and the Tennessee Waltz

Now i know just

how much l have lost

Yes, l lost my little darlin'

the night they were playing

The beautiful Tennessee Waltz.

Yes, l lost my little darlin'

the night they were playing

The beautiful, the wonderful,

the marvelous, the glorious

The beautiful Tennessee Waltz.

lt's every archeologist's nightmare

it's bulky, useless

No museums want it

But it's unethical to...

dump it

back into the river...

the huge object...

float aimlessly down...

the Yangtze River...

all the way to the south of...

its southern tributaries...

to the furthest tip of...

an 18th generation descendant of

Mak-zi McFat was found - McDull!

Mama, what is

an 18th generation descendant?

That's your father's father's father's

father's father's father's

...who got married and had your father's

father's father's father's

...who had your father's

father's father's father's...

...who had your father's who had you

l have so many fathers?

Perhaps due to the economic downturn

or because of...

...Mrs. Mak's premature menopause

She had to keep changing store signs

to stay in business

Luckily, she was a TV celebrity chef...

Wow! On fire! On fire!

She was able to rise from...

a home chef to a spokesperson...

for a weight loss franchise

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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