Mardi Gras: Spring Break Page #4

No, no, no, no, we definitely parked here.

I distinctly remember that fire hydrant.

Oh, great.

Three more drunk college kids.

Actually, we're not drunk.

We just need to check in. It's under Smith.

Well, I'm not finding anything.

When did you make the reservations?

Just yesterday.

We have been booked solid for six months.

Listen, Barry,

it's spelled S-M-l-T-H.

Nope.

Bump...

Tell me you didn't

drag me down here without a reservation.

Scottie, buddy, I gave you one thing to do.

Please tell me that you didn't screw that up.

No, I swear. It's all right here, okay?

The Chateau Burgundy,

three nights, three people, room 745!

745? That's impossible.

We only have three floors.

- Well...

- Guys...

You must mean 7:
45 p.m.

But feel free to confirm with the maitre d'.

You made a goddamn dinner reservation?

Okay, Mike. Obviously, you're a little upset.

Let me handle this, all right, buddy?

You made a goddamn dinner reservation?

Well, if you want to get technical,

I made three goddamn dinner reservations.

That sucks!

How do you think I feel?

Where am I gonna take a dump?

Where are we gonna sleep?

I'll call my cousins.

"Mailbox full."

All right, look,

let's think about this logically, okay?

We're three kids from strong,

middleclass suburban homes,

obviously we're not gonna

end up sleeping in some random alley.

- Jesus!

- Morning.

Morning, gents! How'd we all sleep?

Where the hell were you?

I was picking up your car

and I got a cup ofjoe.

Want a sip?

It really takes the alley right out of you.

Guys!

I think it's time to go.

What?

I'm not having a good time,

and I'm not wading through

a million people to find Erica.

So let's just

get in my car and go back to school.

Scottie. Buddy, come on, help me out here.

I don't know, this vacation kinda blows.

I see, we have a little setback

and suddenly everybody's

ready to pack it in?

It's shaping up to be

more than just a little setback, Bump.

Look, I will be the first

to admit that yesterday was not ideal.

Carmen Electra

robbed Scottie of a family heirloom,

and Mike, your girlfriend

showed half of Louisiana her breasts.

Her wonderful, glorious breasts.

I'm done.

Mike, I know how you feel!

Because how you feel right now

is how Scottie and I feel every single day.

Well, not every day.

Some days. Mostly on the weekends

when people are hanging out and...

We brought you out here

because we needed you,

and now you need us!

Look, I admit, at the moment things feel

pretty shitty.

But remember how we felt yesterday?

When we saw those breasts?

- You mean, Erica's breasts?

- No!

Before they were Erica's breasts!

When they were just the two most

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