Mannequin 2: On the Move Page #6

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You know, you'll need an address

for, like, a green card for a job.

What do you do?

What do you like to do?

Well, at first

I wanted to be a sheepherder.

But every time I got near the sheep,

I would sneeze.

So, then I tried weaving.

And I can weave an entire blanket

in 17 months.

- No!

- That's pretty fast.

That's amazing.

- Can I ask you something?

- Sure.

Are you betrothed?

Betrothed?

Well, I'm just going to tell you.

There is someone I've been seeing.

I'd like to introduce you to her,

if it's okay.

Harriet. Harriet, this is Jessie.

Jessie, this is Harriet.

Please don't embarrass me in front of her.

No, no.

It's not what you're thinking.

You are so suspicious.

She's terrible.

And no,

I'm not betrothed to anybody.

Yay!

All right, people.

- Give me an "H"!

H.

- Give me an "A."

- A.

People, where is your enthusiasm?

Everybody to move! Move!

- Get out of the way!

- Move! Move!

- Give me an "H"!

H.

- Give me an "A"!

A.

- Give me a "U".

- U.

Count Gunter Spretzle

of Hauptmann-Koenig.

Koenig.

Koenig.

May I say

what a pleasure it is to...

On behalf of...

On behalf of Prince and Company...

What you look at?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Sorry.

On behalf of Prince and Company,

may I say what a pleasure it is

to have you hair.

Wart! Here!

It's a pleasure

to have you here.

- Count Spritzle...

- Spretzle.

Pretty.

May I present Hollywood Montrose,

our chief of visual merchandising

and an artist, in every sense of the word.

He is the gentleman

who is in charge of your display.

This peacock here

put his hands on my statue?

Listen,

have you ever thought about

putting a few African trading beads

la Bo Derek on that?

It would be absolutely smashing.

Just a suggestion. Ow!

Count Spretzle, I think you'll be pleased

at our handling of your presentation.

Good. And you promise that this

will bring attention to my country?

National publicity.

Good, because my tourism, you know,

income is down slightly. We...

Oh, I don't know, we gross

maybe $52 and change last year.

And we would like to get it up to maybe,

oh, I don't know, three figure next time.

Perhaps, you should charge

admission to see that face.

What he say?

He said he has such admiration

for Your Grace.

Well, that's okay.

Good. Well, your car is waiting.

It's waiting.

Hollywood, just walk fast.

I've got an important meeting to go to.

That hair!

Are my accommodations ready?

Oh, yeah, the very best in the city.

Take us to the YMCA,

and step on it.

- Slippers! Wow! Look at all the colours.

- Some things never change.

Okay. All right,

stand right here.

Close your eyes.

That's good. Turn around.

Okay. Smile.

Okay. Open your eyes.

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