Mannequin 2: On the Move Page #5

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This is the 20th century.

- 20th?

- Yeah.

Look.

Bet you've never seen

one of these before.

Sure I have.

Those are jesters' shoes.

Jesters' shoes.

- Hey, how about one of these?

- No, I'm not sure.

Oh, I guess she is real.

- Anything?

- Nothing.

The Count will have us

tarred and feathered.

Yes. Then he will torture us.

Hi.

No, no, no, no.

Just lie still for a minute.

Are you okay?

I love you.

I'm Jason Williamson

of Germantown, PA.

- I'm not a prince.

- I don't care. I still love you.

- I think you're still in shock.

- Forever and ever and ever.

I don't even know you.

Yes, you do.

You just haven't realized it yet.

You really do love me,

don't you?

More than anyone is going to

in your whole life.

I think she's here.

Who is that?

- I know this is the place.

It's him,

the guy from the river.

What have you done

with the enchanted peasant girl?

You guys are not

supposed to be back here.

I'm going

to have to call security.

There she is.

That was a close one.

Not a word of this to the Count.

- We don't want to get him upset.

- Ja, ja, ja.

If we don't go to the airport

to greet him, he will be upset.

Guys, you know,

she's going to be okay here.

I mean, we lock this up at night.

It's very safe.

Oh, good. Let's go.

Thanks a lot, little fellow.

Hey.

- Who were they?

- Don't do that anymore.

What do they want with me?

You're a national treasure.

Those were your personal guards.

I don't like them very much.

What's that noise?

It's my stomach.

I haven't eaten in 1,000 years.

Come on. I know a great place

near here where we can go to eat.

Oh, good.

Do they have boiled weasel?

You won't be able

to tell the difference.

And the first thing we need to do

is get you something to wear.

- Do you remember this?

- Sure, it's your necklace.

Right.

Hello!

Hello!

This is so much fun!

The lights are beautiful!

So, when the little person

is blinking, then you can walk?

- Right.

- Wow! I love cars! I love electricity!

I love America!

How does it all work?

Well, that's going to take

a little longer to explain.

There you go.

So, what do you think?

Is it better than weasel?

Well, it's not as salty,

but it's good.

It's the best meal

I've had in 1,000 years.

It'll probably stay with you

for another thousand, too.

What's the crunchy stuff?

There's not supposed to be

any crunchy stuff.

That's the paper.

You're eating the wrapper.

You don't eat this outside,

white stuff.

- It's good. Try it. It's good.

- No. Thanks.

Listen, you know,

you're going to need a place to stay.

And I was thinking,

you're welcome to stay at my house.

Really.

I mean, no strings attached.

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