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my little daughter

So happy in her life.

So let's all raise a glass

And toast to our newlyweds. Thank you.

Are you ready?

# I wanna rock your little

body tonight, tonight #

# I wanna stomp it till you're

feeling it right, all right #

# I wanna rock your little

body tonight, tonight #

# Tonight

# It's all right

# Give it up tonight...

One,

Two, three!

# Baby, yeah

# This ain't the time

for hesitation #

# I ain't got time

for contemplation #

# This is

the here and now #

# Oh oh, i know you want this,

you need this #

# You try to take yourself

out of the way #

# That you're feeling...

you know what?

Let's make this a little

more interesting, huh?

Sh*t yeah.

Let's get f***ing dangerous

up in here!

Do you have any desire

to watch this at all?

No.

None at all.

I don't even want to

know what you saved me from.

I know. How fitting...

You caught your own bouquet.

- Oh, that was the plan all along.

- Oh.

These roses aren't cheap.

I can probably use them again.

So i distinctly remember

inviting you plus one.

Nah.

No plus anyone for me.

Well, there are few better

places to find someone.

A lot of great guys

in there.

F***ing douche!

- All right, take this, motherf***er!

- Stop!

I stand corrected.

Now, vince, you know

I've always been selective.

There's a particular kind

of guy I'm holding out for.

Okay, all right.

Well, lay it out there.

Let me be your chuck woolery.

Okay.

He's gotta be

funny, smart,

Charming.

So far you've narrowed

it down to not adam.

All right, fine.

Funny, smart,

charming, chivalrous,

Successful, a gentleman

who's never too busy

To catch up

with an old friend.

The kind of guy who kept

his dorm room slathered

In christmas decorations

year-Round

Because, like myself,

he enjoys the comforting smell

Of plastic pine needles.

And the real

hard-To-Find quality

And embarrassingly sketchy past

of a shameful addiction

To japanese anime.

Now that is a little

more specific, rebecca-San.

Usagi-Chan wa kawaii desu.

- You're such a nerd.

- Yeah.

Oh, i almost forgot...

I have something for you.

Oh no, you... Oh.

Not those.

You really

didn't have to.

Open it.

You know, there's a whole

birdcage-Looking thing in there

- You're supposed to put these in.

- Open it.

All right.

Look at that.

My goku costume

is phoned in,

But your sailor moon

is on point.

Holy sh*t.

"The parties of rebecca nicole

linden and vincent kennedy reynolds

Being of sound mind and body,

Do decree that if each party

are not happily married

At the age of 35,

are to wed,

Ensuring that neither individual

die a sad, lonely death. "

I almost forgot about this.

You know, i can...

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