Man on the Moon Page #6
Andy triumphantly eats a bean. George peers, unable to take
the booger anymore. He hands Andy a napkin and points to
his nose. Andy nods, removes the rubber booger, and
carefully puts it in a little box.
ANDY (cont'd)
After I'm famous, I can sell these
as "Worn by Andy Kaufman."
And at that... George is won over. He smiles broadly.
GEORGE:
You're insane.
(then sincere)
But -- you might also be brilliant.
Alright, Andy... let's do it.
George warmly extends his hand.
Andy slowly smiles, then takes George's hand. The men
shake. A moment of supreme importance.
The glitz strip of Los Angeles. Money. Beauty.
INT. SHAPIRO/WEST - DAY
Real working showbiz offices. No glamour at all. It looks
more like an insurance agency.
George sits in his office, reassuring someone on the phone.
GEORGE:
Sammy, opening for David Brenner is
a fine gig. You'll be on the
road... get some exposure...
SECRETARY (O.S.)
Tony Clifton on the phone!
GEORGE:
Who?
SECRETARY (O.S.)
He says he's an associate of Andy
Kaufman's.
GEORGE:
Oh.
(back to the phone)
Sammy, think about it. I gotta go.
(he punches a line)
On the phone, a STACCATO, ABRASIVE NASAL VOICE blares.
TONY CLIFTON (V.O.)
Uh, yeah. Is this GEORGE SHAPIRO?
GEORGE:
(beat)
Er, yes. Speaking.
TONY CLIFTON (V.O.)
"Speaking"! Reeking, seeking,
creaking... Freaking!
George is baffled.
GEORGE:
Can I help you with something?
TONY CLIFTON (V.O.)
Yeah! You stay away from that Andy
Kaufman, if you know what's good for
you!
GEORGE:
(stunned)
Who is this?
TONY CLIFTON (V.O.)
You -- you know damn straight who it
is. Tony Clifton! A name to
respect. A name to fear.
(beat)
Beer. Gear. Deer. Ear.
GEORGE:
Look... I don't know what your
problem is...
TONY CLIFTON (V.O.)
Kaufman's a lying bastard! If you
sign him, I'll RUIN YOU!
CLICK. Clifton hangs up. George is bewildered.
INT. MEDITATION INSTITUTE UNIVERSITY, CLASSROOM - DAY
The light is magical. Soothing SITAR music plays. Andy and
fifteen other BAREFOOT STUDENTS sit on mats in a semi-
circle. Eyes shut, bodies in different yoga positions, they
are all meditating.
Facing them on a throne-like chair sits a reverent, Indian
YOGI. At his feet is the class teacher, LITTLE WENDY, a
teeny lady with an absurdly high-pitched voice.
LITTLE WENDY:
Now, while continuing your deep
breathing, slowly open your eyes.
You should feel rested, relaxed, and
alert.
The students all open their eyes.
YOGI:
Do any thoughts come...?
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