INT. VOID - DAY
nervous. Wide-eyed, tentative, he stares at us with a
needy, unsettling cuteness. His hair is slicked-down, and
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
Hallo. I am Andy. Welcoom to my
(beat; he gets
be nice...but it turned out
terrible! It is all LIES! Tings
out the junk. Now it's much
shorter. In fact, this is the end
of the movie. So tanks for comink!
restarts the music. He does that as many times as the
ANDY (AS REGULAR VOICE)
Okay! Just my friends are left. I
wanted to get rid of those other
the wrong places.
It shows everything... from me as a
(his eyes pop; he
covers his mouth)
Oops!! I wasn't supposed to talk
about that! Oh. Eh, uh, we better
just begin. It starts back in Great
Neck, Long Island...
Oh, yes. I remember it well...
1957. An upper-class Jewish neighborhood. In the street,
KAUFMAN, 40, gets out. Still in his suit, he's a well-
meaning slave to his job -- tired, responsible.
Stanley goes over to admire the t-ball game. At bat is his
That's my boy! Good swingin',
(warm beat; then a
Hey -- Michael... where's your
Is he in his room?
Of course he's in his room.
All his "friends" are in there.
Stanley glowers. He huffs upstairs.
(as WORRIED GIRL)
But professor, why are the monsters
growing so big?
(now as BRITISH
...revealing ANDY, 8, performing for the wall. Andy is
happy and enthusiastic... as long as he's acting.
Maybe I should talk to the natives.
(as dancing NATIVES)
Shoom boom boo ba! Shoom boom boo
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