Magic Mike Page #4
MlKE:
Actually, l would, to be totally honest.-Ha, ha.
lf you like to get a wee bit crazy,
why don't you come down and see the show?
CARLA:
Are you serious? Wow.MlKE:
As a f***ing heart attack.We have a lot of friends here.
Can they come too?
MlKE:
How many?CARLA:
Eight or nine?MlKE:
That's perfect, actually.
Hand them these. Tell them
they get in free at the door.
Okay. Maybe we'll come.
No. That's not a commitment.
Maybe we'll come,
if your little friend here comes too.
ADAM:
Me?-Oh, "little friend."
That's an easy if,
because he will be there.
-He's absolutely gonna be there.
-l will?
LlZ:
Then we'll be there too.
All right. The show starts in 45 minutes.
You can make it in 45 minutes?
-You're going to come. You swear?
-Yeah, we promise.
ADAM:
Dude. You're a f***ing stripper?MlKE:
Ha-ha-ha.l swear, l thought you were going
to sh*t the bed, but you, heh, actually did it.
Ah, l feel like l owe you.
l can throw you 1 00 bucks...
...tip you out at the end of the night...
-...if you really want to host.
ADAM:
Host what?MlKE:
Yeah. No, for sure.
-l hope you're ready for this sh*t.
-Ha, ha.
[WOMEN WHOOPlNG]
WOMAN:
Who's your friend, Mike?
[WOMEN LAUGHlNG]
MlKE:
This is the owner. Jesus.DALLAS:
Whoo.F***ing Valhalla sh*t, man, mwah.
You see that sh*t, Mike?
Chicks are gonna go f***ing crazy
over this, man.
l'm thinking of giving this routine
to Tarzan, unless you want it.
MlKE:
No. lt's not my style, but, uh,somebody should do it. lt's cool.
-Oh, it's f***ing really good, heh.
MlKE:
Mm-hm.Ah, who's this?
This is the Kid. Uh, he wrangled, like,
nine sorority girls for us tonight...
...so l figured
he could help out around here tonight.
DALLAS:
How old are you?
-Uh, nineteen.
DALLAS:
Nineteen.-The f*** am l supposed to do with that?
MlKE:
Oh, come on. He don't look 1 9.l can't have him host.
Can't have a 1 9-year-old
on the f***ing street.
Then he can do props, can't he?
-l can do anything.
-We're setting up our own sh*t as it is.
All right. Props.
You're on props tonight.
any of the guys tell you.
Clean the f***ing toilets, whatever.
Tonight. And listen up.
-This is not a f***ing joke.
-Heh.
DALLAS:
All right? lt's not a f***ing hobby.This is a serious business l'm running.
So the last thing l need
is a teenage liability f***ing my future up.
-Don't try it. Yeah.
DALLAS:
Capiche?TARZAN:
One thing about Waffle House p*ssyis you got to worry about the teeth.
Waffle House p*ssy?
l hate Waffle House p*ssy, heh.
[ALL CHUCKLlNG]
Everybody, this is the Kid.
Y'all can thank me later.
He's going to help us out tonight.
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