Mad Monster Party? Page #5

INVISIBLE MAN,

HOW DO YOU DO?

YOU ARE LOOKING WELL,

I THINK. [ Chuckling ]

I AM WELL, COUNT.

AND YOU?

AHA, INVISIBLE MAN!

H- H-HOW DO YOU DO?

I WONDER HOW HE GO HIS INVITATION.

HE HAS AN UNLISTED TOMB!

HA-HA-HA!

DIDN'T I SEE HIM AT THE TRANSYLVANIA

GARDENS IN THE MAIN EVENT?

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME

AIN'T A BOXER.

[ Bride ] AFRAID IT'LL RUIN

HIS LOOKS, HUH? HA-HA-HA!

DR. JEKYLL. GOOD SHOW, DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

AND WHERE IS MR. HYDE?

[ Gagging ]

GOOD SHOW,

DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

WHATEVER HE'S DRINKING, I'LL

HAVE IT WITH GINGER. [ Crunching ]

FANG, DON'T YOU HAVE

ANY COUTH?

HA-HA-HA.

IT'S ME...

YOUR DON JUAN.

I "DON JUAN"

TO LOOK AT YOU.

I LOVE YOUR EYES,

I LOVE YOUR CHIN,

I LOVE THE SHAPE

THEY PUT YOU IN.

AND WHEN I GET TO FEEL

YOUR TOUCH,

I ACHE FOR YOU:

SO VERY MUCH.

THIS CHOPPED LIVER

SMELLS FISHY.

IT'S NOT THE CHOPPED LIVER,

COUNT.

IT'S THE PICKLED SALMON.

YECH!

[ Sniffing ]

[ Chuckling ]

OH SOLA MIA:

OH SOLA YOU-A

I'M-A THE WORLD'S

BEST-A CHEF

YOU BET-A YOU MOOLA

CHEF MACHIAVELLI,

HOW ARE YOU, MAESTRO?

HEY, YETCH, WHAT-A

YOU DO-A IN MY KITCHEN?

YOU-A NO GOOD SNAKE IN-A

THE GRASS. YOU-A DIRTY SWINE!

YOU-A UGLY RAT! THANK

YOU FOR THOSE KIND WORDS.

I HOPE I CAN LIVE UP

TO THEM.

THIS-A YETCH-

HE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A NUT.

KEEP-A YOUR HANDS OUT-A MY SALAD

BEFORE I THROW-A YOU OUT-A MY KITCHEN.

WHAT-A YOU DOING

IN-A HERE ANYWAY, EH?

DR. FRANKENSTEIN ASKED ME

TO CHECK...

ON HOW THE PREPARATIONS FOR

THE FEAST WERE PROGRESSING,

AND WHAT THE MENU

WOULD BE.

FIRST-A WE HAVE-A

THE SALAD-A

HERE HAVE A TASTE-A

MMM, DELICIOUS.

WHAT KIND IS IT?

IT'S-A MY OWN CHEF'S SALAD-A.

THE MAFIA MACHIAVELLI SPECIAL.

I MAKE-A IT WITH POISON IVY,

TOADSTOOLS AND POISON BERRIES.

OH, IT'S-A GOOD, NO?

I GOT-A THREE KINDS-A

DRESSINGS THAT-A GO WITH IT.

ARSENIC, CYANIDE,

AND-A THIS ONE YOU'D GE A BIG BANG OUT-A, YETCH.

WHAT IS IT?

NITRO GLYCERINE!

[ Laughing ]

I MAKE-A JOKE, YOU KNOW?

THEN WE HAVE THE ANTIPASTO

BLACK WIDOWS PICKLED

IN THEIR OWN POISON,

SMOKED LIZARDS AND SNAKES

AND MARINATED MICE.

TRY-A SOME.

IT LOOKS SO GOOD.

MMM, YUM-YUM.

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

IT'S-A NOTHING.

JUST A PINCH-A THIS

A PINCH-A THAT

A PINCH OF THIS:

A PINCH OF THAT:

OUCH! STOP ALREADY

WITH THE PINCHING.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, YETCH.

AND THAT'S THE SOUP.

OCTOPUS SOUP ALA MAFIA.

OCTOPUS SOUP.

YOU MEAN REAL OCTOPUS SOUP?

WHAT, YOU THINK I'M-A

KIDDING? [ Whistles ]

HELP! HELP!

LET ME DOWN!

SEE? THAT'S REAL OCTOPUS

SOUP. [ Whistles ]

MMM, THAT SOUP

IS VERY STRONG.

HURRY UP-A AND GET-A

YOU FINGERS BACK IN-A THE POT.

AND FOR THE MAIN-A COURSE,

I MAKE-A BOARS HEAD,

ROAST-A VULTURE,

AND A MINCE HYENA CASSEROLE.

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