Mad Monster Party?

[ Shrieking ]

AHH, A LIFETIME

OF EXPERIMENTATION...

CAPPED IN ONE SMALL VIAL.

NOW TO THE FINAL STEP-

THE INFUSION OF ENERGY.

AH, THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE-

MINE!

IT MUST WORK.

A TEST-

I MUST TEST IT!

[ Squawking ]

HA-HA-HA.

"QUOTH THE RAVEN,

'NEVERMORE.'"

AH, I'VE DONE IT-

CREATED THE MEANS

TO DESTROY MATTER.

THEY MUST ALL KNOW,

KNOW THAT I,

BARON VON FRANKENSTEIN,

MASTER OF THE SECRE OF CREATION,

HAVE NOW MASTERED THE SECRE OF DESTRUCTION.

THE INVITATIONS:

MUST BE SENT AT ONCE.

[ Squeaking ]

HA, OH WHAT A FINE PARTY WE'LL

HAVE WHEN THEY ALL ARRIVE,

EH, MY BOY?

[ Groaning ]

THE FULL MOON:

BRINGS OU THE MONSTER IN YOU

A STRANGE TUNE:

SEEMS TO BE PLAYING

FOR YOU:

COULD YOU BE:

SOMEONE'S INVENTION

SO UNREAL:

AS YOU FEEL TONIGHT

DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL

TO THE DEVIL:

AT THAT MONSTER PARTY

LAST NIGHT:

MAD, MAD, MAD

MONSTER PARTY:

DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL

TO MEPHISTOPHELES

TELL ME, BABY, TELL ME

[ Ringing ]

TELL ME, PLEASE

YOU MADE A DATE:

WITH THE DEVIL, NOT ME

IF YOU KNOW MY FATE, HONEY

LEVEL WITH ME:

THE COLD NIGHT:

BRINGS OUT THE CREATURE

IN YOU:

A STRANGE LIGHT:

SEEMS TO BE FALLING ON YOU

I KNOW IT'S NO YOUR INTENTION

TO FRIGHTEN ME SO TONIGHT

WON'T YOU TELL ME, BABY

WHAT HAPPENED:

AT THAT MONSTER PARTY

LAST NIGHT:

MAD, MAD, MAD

MONSTER PARTY:

LAST NIGHT:

[ Man ]

FLANKEN!

FELIX!

TAKE IT OUT OF MY PAY,

MR. KRONKITE.

PAY?

WHAT PAY?

YOU HAVE TWO MORE MONTHS TO WORK FOR ME

FOR NOTHING BEFORE YOU'RE EVEN AS IT IS.

NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE

PHARMACY DEPARTMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

NEED I REMIND YOU

THAT THIS IS A DRUGSTORE?

THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING

AT THE LUNCH COUNTER.

SOMEONE IS BROWSING

THROUGH THE PAPERBACK BOOKS.

WE'VE GOT A WHOLE RACK FULL OF

THOSE VEEBLEFETZERS TO UNLOAD,

AND YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME

IN THE PHARMACY DEPARTMENT!

WHAT AM I NO PAYING YOU FOR, FELIX?

I'M SORRY, MR. KRONKITE. WHA WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO FIRST?

FIRST? WAIT ON THE

PEOPLE! [ Whistle Blows ]

MAILMAN!

THESE ARE FOR YOU,

MR. KRONKITE.

AND HERE'S ONE FOR YOU, FELIX.

HAS A REAL FANCY STAMP ON IT.

OH, LET'S SEE NOW.

"INVITED TO-"

[ Mumbling ]

OH, BOY!

"CONVENTION-

BIG GATHERING OF NOTABLES."

GOLLY! WOW!

FELIX, STOP YOUR MUMBLING AND TELL

US WHAT THE LETTER IS ALL ABOUT.

I'M INVITED TO AN ISLAND

IN THE CARIBBEAN,

TO TAKE PART IN A SCIENTIFIC

FIRST, A NEW DISCOVERY.

YOU? A MENTAL LAS TO A SCIENTIFIC FIRST?

I'VE SEEN POSTCARDS

OF THEM CARIBBEAN ISLANDS.

LOTS OF SUN,

WHITE BEACHES, PALM TREES,

SWIMMING POOLS IN THEM

BIG FANCY HOTELS, REALLY?

GOLF COURSES, TENNIS COURTS,

PRETTY GIRLS, NIGHT CLUBS. REALLY?

MR. KRONKITE, THE CONVENTION

IS ON THE 13th.

CAN I HAVE THIS WEEK OFF

TO GET THERE AND BACK?

AHA! I WAS WONDERING

WHEN YOU'D ASK THAT.

YOU'RE NOT DUE

FOR A VACATION YET.

BUT I HAVEN'T HAD ONE IN THREE

YEARS. PLEASE, MR. KRONKITE.

IF YOU LEAVE, WHO'LL MAKE THE COFFEE,

WASH THE DISHES, MIND THE STORE?

PLEASE, MR. KRONKITE.

PRETTY PLEASE?

HUH? A- A-

[ Sneezes ]

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN I GET EXCITED.

ENOUGH! ENOUGH!

GO, GO!

TAKE A WEEK, A MONTH,

A YEAR!

BUT IT'S NOT YOUR VACATION,

IT'S MINE.

THANKS, MR. KRONKITE.

I SURE APPRECIATE-

I'M SORRY, MR. KRONKITE.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

GO, GO, GO! GET OUT BEFORE

YOU WRECK THE WHOLE STORE!

DO YOU THINK FELIX

WILL GET THERE BY THE 13th?

BIRD-WATCHING AGAIN?

FANG, DO YOU FORGET?

THE LAST TIME:

YOU HAD A ROVING EYE,

I KEPT IT IN A JAR

FOR A WEEK!

AH-HA-HA-HA!

HA-HA-HA!

[ Groaning ]

DON'T GIVE ME ANY

OF YOUR BACK MUMBLE,

YOU, YOU, YOU... MONSTER!

OH, YOU'RE DIFFERENT

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