Mad Monster Party?
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[ Shrieking ]
AHH, A LIFETIME
OF EXPERIMENTATION...
AH, THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE-
MINE!
IT MUST WORK.
A TEST-
[ Squawking ]
HA-HA-HA.
"QUOTH THE RAVEN,
'NEVERMORE.'"
AH, I'VE DONE IT-
CREATED THE MEANS
TO DESTROY MATTER.
KNOW THAT I,
BARON VON FRANKENSTEIN,
MASTER OF THE SECRE OF CREATION,
HAVE NOW MASTERED THE SECRE OF DESTRUCTION.
THE INVITATIONS:
[ Squeaking ]
HA, OH WHAT A FINE PARTY WE'LL
EH, MY BOY?
[ Groaning ]
THE FULL MOON:
A STRANGE TUNE:
FOR YOU:
COULD YOU BE:
SOMEONE'S INVENTION
SO UNREAL:
TO THE DEVIL:
LAST NIGHT:
MAD, MAD, MAD
MONSTER PARTY:
TO MEPHISTOPHELES
TELL ME, BABY, TELL ME
[ Ringing ]
TELL ME, PLEASE
YOU MADE A DATE:
LEVEL WITH ME:
THE COLD NIGHT:
IN YOU:
A STRANGE LIGHT:
WHAT HAPPENED:
LAST NIGHT:
MAD, MAD, MAD
MONSTER PARTY:
LAST NIGHT:
[ Man ]
FLANKEN!
FELIX!
MR. KRONKITE.
PAY?
WHAT PAY?
YOU HAVE TWO MORE MONTHS TO WORK FOR ME
FOR NOTHING BEFORE YOU'RE EVEN AS IT IS.
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE
PHARMACY DEPARTMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
NEED I REMIND YOU
SOMEONE IS BROWSING
WE'VE GOT A WHOLE RACK FULL OF
THOSE VEEBLEFETZERS TO UNLOAD,
WHAT AM I NO PAYING YOU FOR, FELIX?
I'M SORRY, MR. KRONKITE. WHA WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO FIRST?
MAILMAN!
MR. KRONKITE.
AND HERE'S ONE FOR YOU, FELIX.
OH, LET'S SEE NOW.
"INVITED TO-"
[ Mumbling ]
OH, BOY!
"CONVENTION-
GOLLY! WOW!
FELIX, STOP YOUR MUMBLING AND TELL
US WHAT THE LETTER IS ALL ABOUT.
IN THE CARIBBEAN,
FIRST, A NEW DISCOVERY.
YOU? A MENTAL LAS TO A SCIENTIFIC FIRST?
I'VE SEEN POSTCARDS
LOTS OF SUN,
WHITE BEACHES, PALM TREES,
BIG FANCY HOTELS, REALLY?
GOLF COURSES, TENNIS COURTS,
PRETTY GIRLS, NIGHT CLUBS. REALLY?
MR. KRONKITE, THE CONVENTION
AHA! I WAS WONDERING
WHEN YOU'D ASK THAT.
YOU'RE NOT DUE
FOR A VACATION YET.
BUT I HAVEN'T HAD ONE IN THREE
YEARS. PLEASE, MR. KRONKITE.
IF YOU LEAVE, WHO'LL MAKE THE COFFEE,
WASH THE DISHES, MIND THE STORE?
PLEASE, MR. KRONKITE.
PRETTY PLEASE?
HUH? A- A-
[ Sneezes ]
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN I GET EXCITED.
ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
GO, GO!
TAKE A WEEK, A MONTH,
A YEAR!
IT'S MINE.
THANKS, MR. KRONKITE.
I SURE APPRECIATE-
I'M SORRY, MR. KRONKITE.
BIRD-WATCHING AGAIN?
THE LAST TIME:
FOR A WEEK!
AH-HA-HA-HA!
HA-HA-HA!
[ Groaning ]
YOU, YOU, YOU... MONSTER!
OH, YOU'RE DIFFERENT
I KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME,
THAT YOU'D PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME
'CAUSE YOU'RE DIFFEREN HA-HA-HA, YOU'RE DIFFERENT
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO COMPLAIN
'CAUSE YOU'RE DIFFEREN YOU'RE DIFFERENT
NOW LET'S AGREE YOU'RE NO INCREDIBLY HANDSOME OR EVEN CHARMING
DISARMING:
I THINK:
IT'S SIMPLY ALARMING
YOU'RE DIFFEREN AS UNPREDICTABLE AS RAIN
YES, YOU'RE DIFFEREN HA-HA-HA, DIFFERENT
LIKE A NEW:
BRAZILIAN TUNE:
YEAH, YOU'RE DIFFEREN YECH
HA-HA-HA-HA
NOW LET'S AGREE YOU'RE NO INCREDIBLY HANDSOME OR EVEN CHARMING
SO DISARMING:
YOU'RE DIFFEREN AS UNPREDICTABLE AS RAIN
YES, YOU'RE DIFFEREN HA-HA-HA
DIFFEREN LIKE A SNOWY DAY IN JUNE
LIKE A NEW:
BRAZILIAN TUNE:
YEAH, YEAH
YOU'RE DIFFERENT
YOU'RE DIFFERENT
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
[ Knocking On Door ]
COME IN.
GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR.
THANK YOU, MY DEAR.
YOU KNOW, SEEING YOU EVERY DAY
GIVES ME A GREAT DEAL OF PLEASURE.
YOU ARE A MASTERPIECE.
WHY, DR. FRANKENSTEIN.
WE'VE RECEIVED REPLIES
DRACULA, WEREWOLF,
DR. JEKYLL,
THE HUNCHBACK,
CREATURE.
BUT WE HAVEN'T RECEIVED
A REPLY FROM...
FROM... IT.
WELL, I SHOULD HOPE
THAT WE DON'T.
YOU SEE, IT WASN'T INVITED. OH?
IT KEPT WALKING AROUND CRUSHING
BOARS, WILD BOARS, IN ITS HANDS.
VERY FRANKLY, FRANCESCA,
I SEE.
A FELIX... FLANKEN.
NEWS! WHAT ELSE DOES HE WRITE?
"LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING ALL
THOSE FUN PEOPLE AT YOUR RESORT."
RESORT?
FUN PEOPLE?
HE DOESN'T MEAN DRACULA
AND THE WEREWOLF, SURELY!
"CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DIP INTO THE
POOL IN THE FRONT OF YOUR RESORT...
AND LIE ON:
YOUR BEAUTIFUL BEACH."
DOCTOR, DOES HE KNOW ABOU THE CROCODILES IN THE LAGOON...
AND THE QUICKSAND
ON THE BEACH?
WHO, OR WHAT,
IS THIS FLANKEN?
OH, DON'T BE ALARMED,
MY DEAR.
FELIX FLANKEN IS A MERE HUMAN,
AND HE'S UNAWARE OF THE NATURE
YOUR NEPHEW? I THOUGHT YOU
HAD NO... LIVING RELATIVES.
THE WHITE SHEEP OF THE FAMILY.
BUT THEN SHE ME THIS TRAVELING MEDICINE MAN,
CHUCK FLANKEN,
IN TRANSYLVANIA,
AND SHE ELOPED WITH HIM AND WEN TO THE UNITED STATES TO LIVE.
BUT THEIR SON, FELIX,
AND HEIR.
TO THIS CONVENTION?
BECAUSE, MY DEAR,
I'M- I'M RETIRING.
YES. OH, DON'T LOOK
SO UNBELIEVING.
RARELY GETTING ANY BAD IN RETURN.
MY GREATEST DISCOVERY,
WHILE I'M ON TOP.
I SHALL TURN OVER ALL MY SECRETS TO
FELIX, INCLUDING MY LAST GREAT ONE,
AAAH!
[ Chimes ]
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