Mad Monster Party?

Synopsis: When Dr Frankenstein decides to retire from the monster-making business, he calls an international roster of monsters to a creepy convention to elect his successor. Everyone is there including Dracula, The Werewolf, The Creature, Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde and many more. But Frankenstein's title is not all that is at stake. The famous doctor has also discovered the secret of total destruction that must not fall into the wrong hands!
Director(s): Jules Bass
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
UNRATED
Year:
1967
94 min
550 Views


[ Shrieking ]

AHH, A LIFETIME

OF EXPERIMENTATION...

CAPPED IN ONE SMALL VIAL.

NOW TO THE FINAL STEP-

THE INFUSION OF ENERGY.

AH, THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE-

MINE!

IT MUST WORK.

A TEST-

I MUST TEST IT!

[ Squawking ]

HA-HA-HA.

"QUOTH THE RAVEN,

'NEVERMORE.'"

AH, I'VE DONE IT-

CREATED THE MEANS

TO DESTROY MATTER.

THEY MUST ALL KNOW,

KNOW THAT I,

BARON VON FRANKENSTEIN,

MASTER OF THE SECRE OF CREATION,

HAVE NOW MASTERED THE SECRE OF DESTRUCTION.

THE INVITATIONS:

MUST BE SENT AT ONCE.

[ Squeaking ]

HA, OH WHAT A FINE PARTY WE'LL

HAVE WHEN THEY ALL ARRIVE,

EH, MY BOY?

[ Groaning ]

THE FULL MOON:

BRINGS OU THE MONSTER IN YOU

A STRANGE TUNE:

SEEMS TO BE PLAYING

FOR YOU:

COULD YOU BE:

SOMEONE'S INVENTION

SO UNREAL:

AS YOU FEEL TONIGHT

DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL

TO THE DEVIL:

AT THAT MONSTER PARTY

LAST NIGHT:

MAD, MAD, MAD

MONSTER PARTY:

DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL

TO MEPHISTOPHELES

TELL ME, BABY, TELL ME

[ Ringing ]

TELL ME, PLEASE

YOU MADE A DATE:

WITH THE DEVIL, NOT ME

IF YOU KNOW MY FATE, HONEY

LEVEL WITH ME:

THE COLD NIGHT:

BRINGS OUT THE CREATURE

IN YOU:

A STRANGE LIGHT:

SEEMS TO BE FALLING ON YOU

I KNOW IT'S NO YOUR INTENTION

TO FRIGHTEN ME SO TONIGHT

WON'T YOU TELL ME, BABY

WHAT HAPPENED:

AT THAT MONSTER PARTY

LAST NIGHT:

MAD, MAD, MAD

MONSTER PARTY:

LAST NIGHT:

[ Man ]

FLANKEN!

FELIX!

TAKE IT OUT OF MY PAY,

MR. KRONKITE.

PAY?

WHAT PAY?

YOU HAVE TWO MORE MONTHS TO WORK FOR ME

FOR NOTHING BEFORE YOU'RE EVEN AS IT IS.

NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE

PHARMACY DEPARTMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

NEED I REMIND YOU

THAT THIS IS A DRUGSTORE?

THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING

AT THE LUNCH COUNTER.

SOMEONE IS BROWSING

THROUGH THE PAPERBACK BOOKS.

WE'VE GOT A WHOLE RACK FULL OF

THOSE VEEBLEFETZERS TO UNLOAD,

AND YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME

IN THE PHARMACY DEPARTMENT!

WHAT AM I NO PAYING YOU FOR, FELIX?

I'M SORRY, MR. KRONKITE. WHA WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO FIRST?

FIRST? WAIT ON THE

PEOPLE! [ Whistle Blows ]

MAILMAN!

THESE ARE FOR YOU,

MR. KRONKITE.

AND HERE'S ONE FOR YOU, FELIX.

HAS A REAL FANCY STAMP ON IT.

OH, LET'S SEE NOW.

"INVITED TO-"

[ Mumbling ]

OH, BOY!

"CONVENTION-

BIG GATHERING OF NOTABLES."

GOLLY! WOW!

FELIX, STOP YOUR MUMBLING AND TELL

US WHAT THE LETTER IS ALL ABOUT.

I'M INVITED TO AN ISLAND

IN THE CARIBBEAN,

TO TAKE PART IN A SCIENTIFIC

FIRST, A NEW DISCOVERY.

YOU? A MENTAL LAS TO A SCIENTIFIC FIRST?

I'VE SEEN POSTCARDS

OF THEM CARIBBEAN ISLANDS.

LOTS OF SUN,

WHITE BEACHES, PALM TREES,

SWIMMING POOLS IN THEM

BIG FANCY HOTELS, REALLY?

GOLF COURSES, TENNIS COURTS,

PRETTY GIRLS, NIGHT CLUBS. REALLY?

MR. KRONKITE, THE CONVENTION

IS ON THE 13th.

CAN I HAVE THIS WEEK OFF

TO GET THERE AND BACK?

AHA! I WAS WONDERING

WHEN YOU'D ASK THAT.

YOU'RE NOT DUE

FOR A VACATION YET.

BUT I HAVEN'T HAD ONE IN THREE

YEARS. PLEASE, MR. KRONKITE.

IF YOU LEAVE, WHO'LL MAKE THE COFFEE,

WASH THE DISHES, MIND THE STORE?

PLEASE, MR. KRONKITE.

PRETTY PLEASE?

HUH? A- A-

[ Sneezes ]

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN I GET EXCITED.

ENOUGH! ENOUGH!

GO, GO!

TAKE A WEEK, A MONTH,

A YEAR!

BUT IT'S NOT YOUR VACATION,

IT'S MINE.

THANKS, MR. KRONKITE.

I SURE APPRECIATE-

I'M SORRY, MR. KRONKITE.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

GO, GO, GO! GET OUT BEFORE

YOU WRECK THE WHOLE STORE!

DO YOU THINK FELIX

WILL GET THERE BY THE 13th?

BIRD-WATCHING AGAIN?

FANG, DO YOU FORGET?

THE LAST TIME:

YOU HAD A ROVING EYE,

I KEPT IT IN A JAR

FOR A WEEK!

AH-HA-HA-HA!

HA-HA-HA!

[ Groaning ]

DON'T GIVE ME ANY

OF YOUR BACK MUMBLE,

YOU, YOU, YOU... MONSTER!

OH, YOU'RE DIFFERENT

I KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME,

THAT YOU'D PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME

'CAUSE YOU'RE DIFFEREN HA-HA-HA, YOU'RE DIFFERENT

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO COMPLAIN

BUT YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE

'CAUSE YOU'RE DIFFEREN YOU'RE DIFFERENT

NOW LET'S AGREE YOU'RE NO INCREDIBLY HANDSOME OR EVEN CHARMING

BUT YOU CAN BE SO

DISARMING:

I THINK:

IT'S SIMPLY ALARMING

YOU'RE DIFFEREN AS UNPREDICTABLE AS RAIN

YOU'RE AN EASTER CANDY CANE

YES, YOU'RE DIFFEREN HA-HA-HA, DIFFERENT

LIKE A SNOWY DAY IN JUNE

LIKE A NEW:

BRAZILIAN TUNE:

YEAH, YOU'RE DIFFEREN YECH

YOU'RE DIFFERENT AND YOU KNOW

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU

HA-HA-HA-HA

NOW LET'S AGREE YOU'RE NO INCREDIBLY HANDSOME OR EVEN CHARMING

BUT YOU CAN BE:

SO DISARMING:

THAT I FIND I SIMPLY ALARMING

YOU'RE DIFFEREN AS UNPREDICTABLE AS RAIN

YOU'RE AN EASTER CANDY CANE

YES, YOU'RE DIFFEREN HA-HA-HA

DIFFEREN LIKE A SNOWY DAY IN JUNE

LIKE A NEW:

BRAZILIAN TUNE:

YEAH, YEAH

YOU'RE DIFFERENT

YOU'RE DIFFERENT

AND YOU KNOW THAT'S

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

[ Knocking On Door ]

COME IN.

GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR.

I'VE BROUGHT YOU YOUR MAIL.

THANK YOU, MY DEAR.

YOU KNOW, SEEING YOU EVERY DAY

GIVES ME A GREAT DEAL OF PLEASURE.

IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF,

YOU ARE A MASTERPIECE.

WHY, DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

[ Clears Throat ]

WE'VE RECEIVED REPLIES

FROM ALMOST ALL YOU INVITED:

DRACULA, WEREWOLF,

DR. JEKYLL,

THE HUNCHBACK,

CREATURE.

BUT WE HAVEN'T RECEIVED

A REPLY FROM...

FROM... IT.

WELL, I SHOULD HOPE

THAT WE DON'T.

YOU SEE, IT WASN'T INVITED. OH?

IT WAS A CRUSHING BORE

AT OUR LAST CONVENTION.

IT KEPT WALKING AROUND CRUSHING

BOARS, WILD BOARS, IN ITS HANDS.

VERY FRANKLY, FRANCESCA,

IT DISGUSTS EVEN ME.

I SEE.

DOCTOR, WE ALSO RECEIVED

A VERY STRANGE LETTER...

FROM SOMEONE WHO SAYS

HE'S ARRIVING ON THE 13th.

A FELIX... FLANKEN.

HE'S COMING? OH, THAT IS GOOD

NEWS! WHAT ELSE DOES HE WRITE?

"LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING ALL

THOSE FUN PEOPLE AT YOUR RESORT."

RESORT?

FUN PEOPLE?

HE DOESN'T MEAN DRACULA

AND THE WEREWOLF, SURELY!

YES, YES, GO ON, GO ON.

"CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DIP INTO THE

POOL IN THE FRONT OF YOUR RESORT...

AND LIE ON:

YOUR BEAUTIFUL BEACH."

DOCTOR, DOES HE KNOW ABOU THE CROCODILES IN THE LAGOON...

AND THE QUICKSAND

ON THE BEACH?

WHO, OR WHAT,

IS THIS FLANKEN?

OH, DON'T BE ALARMED,

MY DEAR.

FELIX FLANKEN IS A MERE HUMAN,

AND HE'S UNAWARE OF THE NATURE

OF OUR LITTLE GATHERING.

BUT HE ALSO HAPPENS

TO BE MY NEPHEW.

YOUR NEPHEW? I THOUGHT YOU

HAD NO... LIVING RELATIVES.

FELIX IS THE CHILD

OF MY YOUNGEST SISTER.

SHE TURNED OUT TO BE

THE WHITE SHEEP OF THE FAMILY.

OH, TOO BAD. SHE HAD A

GREAT FLARE FOR WITCHCRAFT.

BUT THEN SHE ME THIS TRAVELING MEDICINE MAN,

CHUCK FLANKEN,

IN TRANSYLVANIA,

AND SHE ELOPED WITH HIM AND WEN TO THE UNITED STATES TO LIVE.

THEY'RE BOTH GONE NOW,

BUT THEIR SON, FELIX,

IS MY ONLY RELATIVE

AND HEIR.

BUT WHY ARE YOU INVITING HIM

TO THIS CONVENTION?

BECAUSE, MY DEAR,

I'M- I'M RETIRING.

YES. OH, DON'T LOOK

SO UNBELIEVING.

I'VE GROWN A LITTLE TIRED

OF THIS HORROR BUSINESS,

DOING BAD FOR OTHERS AND VERY

RARELY GETTING ANY BAD IN RETURN.

BUT NOW THAT I'VE MASTERED

MY GREATEST DISCOVERY,

I'D LIKE TO RETIRE

WHILE I'M ON TOP.

I SHALL TURN OVER ALL MY SECRETS TO

FELIX, INCLUDING MY LAST GREAT ONE,

AND THEN PRESENT HIM TO THE

CONVENTION AS MY SUCCESSOR.

[ Clock Chiming ]

AAAH!

[ Chimes ]

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