Mad Monster Party? Page #3

GENTLEMEN?

COULD YOU TELL ME THE FARE

TO THE ISLE OF EVIL?

ANOTHER ONE? WE DON' USUALLY STOP AT THE ISLE OF-

THAT WILL BE:

A HUNDRED BUCKS.

AND WITH YOUR FANCY CAPE

AND TUXEDO AND ALL,

I'D THINK

YOU COULD AFFORD IT.

CONSIDERING THE DILAPIDATED

CONDITION OF MY WALLET-

I MEAN, YOUR SHIP,

I THINK I HAD BETTER FLY.

ME EYES ARE PLAYING

TRICKS ON ME.

DID YOU SEE WHA I THINK I SAW, CAPTAIN?

IF I SAW WHAT YOU THINK

YOU SAW,

I'D SAY WE WERE BOTH

GOING BATTY.

PARDON ME, GENTLEMEN, BUT DOES THIS

PICKLED HERRING STOP AT THE ISLE OF EVIL?

BLIMEY, IT'S

ANOTHER ONE OF THEM.

WE'LL STOP, DON'T WORRY.

WE-WE'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT. NO

CHARGE FOR YOU. BE MY GUEST.

BUT PLEASE...

NONE OF YOUR SURPRISES.

GOLLY. WHAT'S THE MATTER

WITH THOSE TWO?

HAVEN'T THEY EVER SEEN

A TOURIST BEFORE?

[ Howling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Ship's Whistle Blows ]

THE CAPTAIN SAID I COULD HAVE

ANY CABIN I WANTED.

NOW, LET ME SEE. A SOUTHERN

EXPOSURE WOULD BE NICE.

[ Gasps ]

OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.

SIR? UH, MA'AM?

[ Panting ]

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT I CAN' SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES.

[ Panting ] LET ME HELP

YOU WITH YOUR FUR PIECE.

[ Whimpering ]

MADAM, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND YOU.

DON'T GO! I CAN'T STAND A WOMAN CRYING.

I'LL HAVE TO GET AN EXTRA PAIR

OF GLASSES OUT OF MY LUGGAGE.

OHH! I'M SORRY, BUT I LOST MY

GLASSES AND CAN'T SEE A THING.

[ Chuckles ]

I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

[ Whistle Blows ]

GO BELOW, MATE AND INVITE OUR

PASSENGERS TO DINE WITH ME.

ARE YOU SURE:

YOU WANNA DO THAT?

GO ON!

HOW DO YOU DO?

AAH, SORRY,

WRONG CABIN.

WHY DID I EVER DECIDE

TO GO TO SEA?

[ Gasps ]

FEET, IF YOU'VE EVER MOVED,

MOVE LIKE YOU'VE

NEVER MOVED BEFORE.

JEKYLL'S MY NAME.

DR. JEKYLL.

FELIX FLANKEN.

I'M A PHARMACIST.

[ Sneezes ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Sneezes, Coughs ]

[ Hiccupping ]

I'M-I'M ALSO ALLERGIC.

I HAVE A LITTLE ELIXIR THAT KEEPS

ME FEELING IN WONDERFUL METTLE.

UM, TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH.

[ Gagging ]

DR. JEKYLL,

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[ Growls ]

MY-MY GOODNESS,

YOU LOOK AWFUL.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NO SEASICK? DR. JEKYLL, I THINK-

HYDE, HYDE, HYDE.

[ Growls ]

HIDE? YOU WANT ME TO HIDE?

WELL, IF YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES,

YOU MUST BE FEELING BETTER.

BUT YOU CERTAINLY

DON'T LOOK IT.

OKAY, I'LL HIDE AND YOU

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ME.

[ Bell Ringing ]

IF DR. JEKYLL DOESN'T FIND ME SOON, I

THINK I'LL GO TO MY CABIN AND TO BED.

[ Mumbling ]

[ Water Splashes ]

NOW, FRIENDS, YOU'LL DISCOVER

WHO WAS THE ORIGINAL BATMAN.

HMM, MY, BU IT'S GETTING CHILLY.

[ Howling ]

YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN IMPORTAN ASSIGNMENTS TO CARRY OUT.

AND I EXPECT EACH ONE OF YOU

TO DO HIS JOB.

I WANT EACH OF YOU...

TO STAY CALM AND COLLECTED NO

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