Love Is All There Is Page #6

for the long haul.''

OK. That's $3.00

for the oregano...

$24.50 for the aura duster...

$42.50 for the birds...

a buck and a half for the chant.

He is love deep.

He is sacrifice all.

But his education's first.

All right, as soon as

she's in the costume...

we're going

to start the rehearsal.

-Yes, Miss DeLuca.

-We know.

l hear...

that the new Juliet's dress...

had to be opened up

this much on top.

That's how big her titties are.

l wish l had that problem.

Every night, l pray

that mine will grow bigger.

My mother says it ain't

the size that counts.

lt's the quality.

That's because your mother

got small titties.

l hope she's built better

than lsabel.

With her belly, the audience

wouldn't even have seen me.

l hear she's from ltaly...

so she don't talk English

too good like us.

Where do you think

Romeo and Juliet lived?

ln England. Ain't that

where Shakespeare lives?

Shakespeare's dead, you dope.

How do l know?

l don't watch PMS.

l got ham and provolone.

-Ciabatta and anchovies.

-l got eggs.

Ronny, your pizza's here!

Where's the pepperoni?

Snack time is over!

All right, come on.

Let's get to work.

All right. Gina,

you have just met Rosario...

so l want to assure you that

the kisses will be discreet.

All right.

With your bodies apart...

you're going to let

your lips brush lightly...

like a butterfly's wings

on a rose petal.

You got to leave the passion

to the audience's imagination.

All right? Go ahead.

Wait! Keep this much space

between your torsos.

Let your lips just touch

for one brief instant.

Perfect!

OK, everybody, come on!

Places from

the top of the show!

My granddaughter Rita's

playing the part of Prologue.

Mikey, if you could have seen

the way he drooled...

when he looked at her.

Boys his age

are supposed to drool.

But Mona says he's going

to give up everything--

She really sees you coming.

Now we got two frigging birds

who can't stop crapping...

stinking up our house.

What are you two talking about?

-Nothing.

-l saw your lips moving.

Where's your tooth?

l forgot.

There they are.

Look at them with their

Florentine noses in the air.

lt looks like

they're smelling something.

They're looking this way.

l am sure

that Regina having to act...

with the son of these Sicilians

make her as sick as l am.

We have no choice...

because we have to win over

their low-class clientele.

Good morrow.

ls the day so young?

But new struck nine.

Ay me, sad hours long.

Was that my father

that went hence so fast?

lt was.

He is so handsome...

just like Errol Flynn

in the old movies.

He fences good.

You'd never know he was clumsy.

Oh, sh*t!

'Tis not to me she speaks.

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