Love Is All There Is Page #5

ln four centuries

of operation...

our restaurant

in Firenze was visited...

by two nuns who later

were canonized--

Santa Teresa DeMontania...

and Santa Rudolpha Legatti...

for whom our bronzino in

brodetto di Rudolpha was named.

Our dishwasher speaks Chinese.

This is our daughter Regina.

Hi.

This is my mother

Sadie Cappamezza...

and l'm R-r-r...

Rosario Cappamezza.

How do you do?

Gina has consented

to play the part of Juliet...

even though

she must leave tomorrow.

Where are you going?

Paris.

For the summer...

to study with the Ballet Russe.

Paris, France?

There's so much more to do there

than there is here.

You can climb

the Eiffel Tower...

and you can go to the cancan.

We should go.

We're going to be late.

lt was nice meeting you.

l'm sorry. l'm sorry.

Don't you yell at my son!

He bumps himself a lot

when he's happy...

and he's very happy

that he has a thin Juliet.

You have a very nice bathroom.

Can l drop you anywhere, Ma?

Drop me?

Yeah. When Miss DeLuca

first works with an actor...

she doesn't like

to have any eyewitnesses.

l mean, amateur nonactors.

So, Ma, can l drop you or what?

No, no, no.

lt's not far. l'll walk.

OK.

You dress funny.

l like it.

l'm smelling her.

l'm smelling her.

ls this new Juliet

the one that my Rosario...

is going to give up

his life for?

Big bosom, strong thighs,

small culo?

-Yeah.

-That's her.

The Blessed Roscoe corroborates.

At least she's leaving tomorrow.

Maybe no damage can be done

between now and then. Right?

What does the Blessed Roscoe

say l should do?

Nothing.

Love...is all there is.

Love is all there is?

How did the candles work?

My husband told me

to hold the cat, too.

l made a mistake.

Those candles are for

young honeymooners in trouble.

You need something for older

eroticism that's capsizing.

Here. When these burn down

to the genital area...

he'll be sure to grab you,

not the cat.

Thanks.

That's $9 for the candles,

$30 for the reading--

Look, about Rosario,

l just can't do nothing?

He's too young to ruin his life.

Hold the phone.

Take these two birds.

The one with the yellow ring

is the male.

He represents your son.

Keep sprinkling oregano

on his tail--

the desire

for higher education.

The other one is the female.

Squint your eyes.

You see her aura?

Right now it's white...

because the Blessed Roscoe

is present.

This is an aura duster.

Keep dusting her aura to keep

her love for Rosario pure.

Don't let it turn orange...

or you're in the danger,

lower-crotch area.

Here. Keep reciting this chant

to the two birds.

''He is love deep.

''He is sacrifice all.

''He is education's first.

''He is in it

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes