Love And Other Drugs Page #4

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top 10 nationally. The Devil.

He's on the phone with Watson.

You can go on back.

He's the reason

we never make our quota on Zoloft.

- Is he going in?

- What a dick!

If we can show 5% gains monthly,

we're going to the promised land.

The promised land?

Chicago.

Civilization. Culture.

And not incidentally, my wife and kids.

Only the great and near-great get Chicago,

but I got a hunch

that you and your swinging dick

might be my ticket to the big leagues.

Good morning.

Doctor only sees new reps

who bring a lunch.

Here's a list of available dates.

- The first one is in five weeks.

- Great.

Here's a list of approved foods,

no sushi, no salads.

No salads.

Leave your samples with me.

- Hi.

- Five weeks.

You're going to like me.

I beg your pardon?

Sooner or later, everybody does.

You wanna know why?

'Cause I'll do whatever it takes

to make that happen. I'm very trainable.

- What's your name?

- Gail. Five weeks.

Oh, Gail, that's not fair.

I'm laying myself bare here.

I'm revealing my true vulnerability.

And now you're stonewalling me.

Is that fair?

- That's not fair.

- You stay out of this.

Look at you angels of mercy! How do

the docs get any work done around here?

Fine. What do you want?

I just want you to let me leave my samples

where he'll see them.

'Cause otherwise, you're gonna

throw them away after I leave.

Gail. No sushi, no salads.

Who let you back here?

Oh! Dr. Knight! Do you know that

prescribing Zithromax for ear infections,

- diarrhea and...

- Cindy! Can you deal with this, please?

How about a pen?

Do you want a pen?

- Okay, Prince Charming, time's up.

- Oh! Okay.

Wow! That is a long handle!

- Would you like a pen?

- Thanks.

Purple.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Uh,

I got something for you today.

Wait, I think... Yup.

There's another one for you, too!

The thing about these pens is that

they have tiny little point tips on them,

and then I end up pressing too hard, and...

Hello, gorgeous.

Jamie! Jamie, they're beautiful!

Hey, Lisa!

Okay, this may have worked for you

in the past, but let me lay it out.

I became a rep for one reason, doctors.

To meet doctors, fraternize with doctors,

breed with doctors.

So next time you see me in the field,

don't ask for a handout.

It's just awkward.

I want Chicago, Randall. And right now,

you're not making it happen!

You're 20% below your quota for Z,

you're 45% below your quota for Zoloft!

You want me off your ass, you punk?

There's your answer.

He's got toddlers taking Prozac.

He's got dogs taking Prozac.

He'd have rocks taking Prozac

if they paid cash.

And by the way, you want

one doctor to start writing Zoloft?

It's the guy standing next to him.

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