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Oh, yeah! Yeah, you want to dance?
You don't mind if I get up in there, do you?
- This is kind of sexy.
- Yeah. Love it!
You're kind of sexy.
You should take one of these.
Very lightweight on your shoulders, ladies.
Try it out, try it out. There you go.
Feels good, yeah?
Follow me, ladies.
Follow me to the cash register.
I see you guys.
You guys look like you smoke weed, right?
Philips, all right.
You know, you're kind of high, feels good.
Samsung, kind of last year.
That's an explosion!
You're stoned, it'll blow your mind!
You want to go really small, I got this one.
Really small. Look at this flip-phone. Look.
"Hello, Joan. What are you doing?"
- "I don't know. What are you doing?"
- "I'm great. "
- You are so bad.
- Guys? Christy.
That's what I said now
Here, take my card. Take my card.
Take my card. Okay? Take my card.
Go, Joan. Go, Joan. Go, Joan. Go, Joan.
In the house. Go, Joan. Go, Joan.
Oh. Sorry, Joan.
Okay, squeeze the nipple.
Squeeze the nipple. Harder.
Okay. Oh, my God!
- What are you doing?
- Feel that.
We can't do this. Jerry's right out there.
He can watch.
What makes you so damn sexy?
Oh, my God.
I promise you, man,
you'll ever need for a living room.
- Oh, Jesus. Harder.
- Okay. Oh!
- What the...
You fucked up son of a bitch!
Christy! What the hell is wrong with you?
- How can I ever trust you again?
- I don't know. I'm so sorry.
- What the f*ck is wrong with you?
- No, I...
for 40 bucks less.
- Yeah, but they don't sell it here.
But I could get it for you, if you want.
Oh! Are you, like, okay?
Give me your number.
I'll let you know when I have it.
- What's your name?
- You have beautiful eyes.
- Shut the f*ck up, Christy!
Don't you ever fucking come in here again!
You know what? You owe me commission
on $54,000 worth of second-rate,
knock-off, gray-market, off-brand,
overpriced equipment, you son of a bitch.
You know what?
Why don't you just send it to me?
Christy knows the address.
Why don't you tell Daddy
is really like?
Patient brought in with chills,
nausea, ischemia, clearly in shock.
Did you do a CBC?
Excuse me, our protocols didn't
exist when you went to medical school.
Oh! Yes, I've been under a rock
these past 30 years.
How many transdermal intubations
have you personally done?
My dear, I teach medicine. I no longer
- Touch patients?
You are not allowed in this conversation.
Excuse me. I've helped more patients
than you ever will.
Can I pour this drink on your head?
God only knows you can't do that
in medicine anymore.
- Don't help him justify his laziness.
Jamie, help me.
- He's a geek who got lucky.
- And he'll always be a geek.
Yeah? Well, this geek
is taking back your shares.
I don't blame you.
The profession was ruined
when they let women in.
I'm killing both of you.
I'm killing all of you
if you don't get in there and sit down.
And we get to keep all the shares.
- All right.
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