Love & Air Sex Page #4
that's not your fault,
all right?
But it doesn't mean you can't still
bang some strange this evening, buddy.
Okay, yeah. It's been
a long time
since you entered
the field of battle,
that's true.
Uh-huh.
And you're worried about
hatching out of your shell
before you're
fully incubated.
Nobody likes preemies,
they're disgusting.
That's not
gonna be an issue,
because I'm gonna give you a couple
of arrows to put into your quiver.
That's going to help you
to bring down the big game.
Maybe pick one metaphor?
Okay.
I'm just assuming that
you... Follow me here, Stan.
Girls guard the vagina.
Yeah, they guard it
with their life.
Okay? So we have
to guard the penis.
Oh, okay. Like a hockey goal, you know?
He doesn't like metaphors.
The puck is the vagina.
He doesn't like them, so
we're not gonna use metaphors.
Stan?
You've gotta let them know
they can't have this.
Because people always want what they
can't have. What they can't have...
See? So, you've gotta be an a**hole!
Yeah, but not a giant a**hole. Right.
You can't be
an unfuckable a**hole,
you have
to be discreet.
You have to
say things to women
that appear nice at
first... Very discreet.
Right. They appear nice, but
really, they're kind of mean.
Do y'all have a tab?
Jenkins.
Woo, that is a serious
STD sandwich.
this is our night, right?
Mmm-hmm.
Here is to home.
This will always be home,
no matter what.
Boom! ATX in the hizzle!
Little bit weird!
How's it going, ladies?
Wow, you girls
look really pretty.
I'm sorry, are you lost?
You're
funny, I like your hair.
And your tats.
You wanna dance?
Mmm, no.
Oh. Why?
Is your boyfriend here?
I don't have a boyfriend.
He's an idiot!
Okay, so,
for example, um...
"That's a beautiful dress you have on,
"it really makes
your ass look small. "
Or, like my friend says,
"You're a fat ass,
"but you're really not
that big. "
Or, "Hey, is that
a beauty mark,
"or do you just have
some sh*t on your face?"
That's really good.
That's really...
Can I use that?
Yeah, of course.
That's a good line.
Essentially, what
we're doing, Stan,
is we're lowering
their self-esteem
so that then they look
to us for validation
and we can...
you tell girls they're ugly so
they'll want to have sex with you.
Yeah.
In a nutshell.
Oh! Geez, um... Oh, I'm
so sorry, are you okay?
Yeah, it's... I...
Oh, my goodness, here.
Take that for you.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry, can I
get you another drink?
Uh, no, that's okay...
I mean, I think you look
like you need another drink.
Um...
Here, have some of mine.
No, I'm fine.
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