Love & Air Sex Page #3
"Oh, I have sex
with that sometimes. "
It's like an appliance.
Like a microwave.
Like a tiny
little microwave.
It's tiny?
Oh, like the fist of a preemie. Ew.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Stan's is...
Is what?
Is huge?
No.
Is hairy?
No.
Is it all crooked?
What?
Hey, I once had sex
with this guy
whose dick was so crooked it
looked like a question mark
whenever he got hard.
Oh! What do you
want to know, little lady?
No, it's...
It's perfect.
No, Cath,
"Was", okay?
You gotta put that dick
in the past tense.
No, I know.
Losing the sex stuff
and the relationship stuff,
it's been hard.
But losing the friendship's
been the worst.
Oh, buddy.
Sometimes I just wanna
check in with him, you know.
Yeah.
Hear about
what he's doing.
Okay, come here.
Stand here.
No reason to be
nervous, okay?
We're gonna do something
very, very simple.
It's not even sexual,
okay? I just want you to
do a little
exercise with me.
Huh?
We're just doing some Tai
Chi, that's all this is.
Is this weird?
Yeah, this is weird.
Well, that's on you,
my friend.
Okay. Now, we're just gonna
make a little adjustment.
I just want you to turn
your hands inward, like that.
Huh? Now look
what happened!
There it is!
What's all this, now?
Oh, my gosh, we're having
sex with a beautiful woman.
Wow, so beautiful. Yeah,
man, just go with that.
Now just
elaborate on that.
You can be
the best sex guy ever,
your dick can be 30 feet
Daredevil, man.
Dude, go with that!
Aah! Aah!
Wet her whistle, man.
Jingle her bells.
My dick is so big!
This is her face, that's
her ass, go. You see that?
Oh, it's good, it's good,
you're really good.
Help, get into it, though,
like, join me.
'Cause that's her ass and this is
her... That's okay, you do this one.
I'll take the next one,
you do this one. Ooh!
Come on.
Yeah, there it is.
That was her head, I think.
No, I've got her head.
You're going in the ass. Okay.
Look. Let's try
something over here.
Okay.
Oh! You are so
f***ing pretty, Cathy!
What? No!
Yeah!
I'm serious, dude.
This is gonna sell like crazy
once I get it on my site.
Of course it will!
It's gorgeous!
Oh.
Who's that?
Just some loser
who won't leave me alone.
All right.
Work it, b*tch!
But it's true, though,
in Africa they...
There's many cultures,
there's a bunch of countries...
Hey. Hey, guys?
Why don't we just, like,
hit up a bunch
of different bars?
You know, just stop at a bunch
of places, get shots at each one,
I'll buy shots.
Stan, I understand if you want
to sit out on the bench tonight.
I get that you have body-shame
issues, you've got fat knees,
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