Lost in London Page #3

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Okay.

( GLASS SMASHING )

What do we do now?

[WOODY] Run!

That barman needs to cut

these people off.

Hey.

Nice to meet you.

It's a real pleasure to

meet you.

Oh...

You know, you have given

me many, many, many...

many, many, many, many,

many, many...

many hours of entertainment.

So many "manys". This is my

wife, Laura.

Hello.

Oh...

Enchant.

Wow, you are a real beauty.

Oh, thank you.

Truly.

You're sweet.

No, no, no, no, no, you're

sweet, like sticky honey.

Er... thank you.

Um...

Well, I'm just gonna, er, run to

the little girls' room, Romeo.

Oh, we got we got

a bathroom...

back at the back at the

hotel, Juliet.

I'll be right back.

Okay, I'll meet you back

here in a trice.

And, I don't even know what

that word means.

Oh.

Ow.

There's more where that

came from.

Wow, you are really

feeling randy tonight, huh?

"Randy", that's a good

word, too, right?

You scallywag.

Oh, um, you rapscallion.

You scamp. Miscreant.

B*tch.

So, er, how do you know

the prince?

Er, he adopted me.

I was a bastard child and

he raised me like a baby fawn.

He is a fawn in my side.

Fawn in my side.

You'd tell me if I smelled

like BO, would you?

Oh my god, babe, of course.

My god, I thought it was me...

and then I hugged that guy

Alan

In the green velvet jacket?

Yeah, he stinks.

His laugh annoys me as

well, I've gotta be honest.

I'm learning to love myself

Yeah I'm learning

to love myself

I'm learn

No, keep going.

My God.

Keep going.

I'm I'm so embarrassed.

Cute.

Yeah... oh, no.

Okay, I'm gonna ask you

honestly and just the once...

but d'you feel like my

neck has grown?

Look at me, like out, like

the circumference of it?

Well, that's a 'yes', 'cause

I can see it in your face. What?

Babe, babe, do you know what

you should do?

Do this, but with your neck.

Really? How often?

Just like every morning when

you wake up.

I mean, the fat might displace

to another part of your body...

but I'm sure you'll be fine.

I used to hate my nose,

now it's my neck.

Your nose is fine.

Come in sooner with that.

Babe, your nose is fine,

you're being ridiculous.

Okay. So which one do

you want?

I don't know. I think Sayed

is really sexy.

I'm so glad you said

that because, honestly...

the prince is mine tonight.

If I get rid of this neck

thing...

I'm gonna sit on that

throne. Am I right?

The prince?

Too much?

He's like four times your age.

And that's your judgement face.

Babe, I'm your friend,

I don't judge you.

Yeah, exactly, okay, so

the prince is mine tonight...

and you can have Seaweed.

Seaweed?

Am I saying that wrong?

Babe, his name is Sayed,

it's not that hard to say.

Wait, did you see this?

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