Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie Page #4

If you want him,

you can get him yourself.

I'm staying!

Ha ha ha ha!

eh... The Roaring Twenties.

Brought on the cops and robbers movies.

Audiences flocked into theaters.

To see their favorites.

FBI agent Elliot Ness was brought in.

To clean up the crime.

He became a public hero.

Friz Freleng decided that

whatever Ness could do,

I could do better.

From this point on, you are on your own.

You will be known to the department

as Elegant Mess.

Then I made a Ness of myself.

Taxi!

Look, fellows.

How many times do I have to tell you?

I haven't got a cold!

Ha ha ha! This is fun, Rocky!

in the wee

hours of the morning,

the mobster's car was seen driving.

Out on the pier at Lake Michigan.

They drove away,

figuring they had disposed

of Mess permanently.

But they had not

figured on his ingenuity.

The boys decided to throw a party.

Celebrating Rocky's birthday

and Agent Mess' removal.

Among those attending

were Jack "Legs" Rhinestone,

Baby Face Half-Nelson,

Pizza-Puss Lasagne,

Pistol-Nose Pringle,

and Teeth Malloy.

Uh... Rocky, we want to present to you

a token of our esteem.

Hiya, suckers!

Who's the broad?

She's some looker, hey, Rocky?

Uh... what happened, Rocky?

You bonehead.

You know, you're a lucky broad.

I like you.

Stop the music.

Stop... stop the music.

Stop the music!

turn on the light, Mugsy.

Turn it off... quick!

You lunkhead!

Now, you get over here,

and I'll turn on the light.

Then let him have it.

Uh... O.K., Rocky.

Gee, this is fun, Rocky...

Just like in the amusement park.

Shut up.

The way I work this thing,

you'd think I knew something about it.

On August 19th,

Rocky was brought

before Judge Hugo Strait.

In Superior Court Number Five,

State of Illinois.

Has the defendant been read his rights?

I read him his rights, Your Honor.

Didn't I, Clancy?

He surely did. Didn't he, O'Hara?

He did. I heard it. Didn't youse, Bugs?

I read him every right

the rascal had coming.

Didn't I, Clancy?

That youse did. You certainly did.

Didn't he, O'Hara?

All right! All right, already.

Does the defendant have anything to say

before I pronounce sentence?

one moment, Your Honor!

I present writs of Habeas Corpus,

Corpus Delicti, and Ad Nauseam,

charging that my client

is deprived of his rights

of Ipso Facto and E Pluribus Unum,

and I insist on his immediate release

under the precedent

set by section 8, paragraph 95

of Rogers vs. Semper Fidelis.

Case dismissed.

Thank you.

Heh heh heh.

It wasn't long.

Before Rocky was up

to his old tricks again.

All right, Mugsy. Step on the gas.

Come back, you dimwit!

Wait for me, stupid! Stop!

Agent Mess lost track

of Rocky's new hideout.

Then an event took place

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