Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie Page #3

When I say whoa,

I mean whoa!

Open the door!

Open it! Open it!

I could have swore

I heard somebody knocking.

Oh, well.

Yoo-hoo! Mr. Arab!

Uh-oh.

Hyah, mule! Hyah, hyah, hyah, mule!

Hyah!

I wonder if he's stubborn enough

to open all those doors.

You just had to open

every door, didn't you?

I'll be right back!

I'll get that bucktoothed,

floppy-eared, slimy varmint,

or my name ain't Yosemite Sam.

That elevator only goes one way... down.

Ow! ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Maybe I'd better send you back my way.

Any one of you Lily-livered,

bowlegged varmints

care to slap leather with me?

In case any of you get any ideas,

you'd better know

who you're dealing with.

I'm the hootingest,

tootingest, shootingest

bobtail wildcat in the west.

I'm the fastest gun

north, south, east,

and west of the Pecos.

I'm the...

eh... shut up!

Did I hear someone say "shut up"?

Yup.

Stranger, you just yupped yourself

into a hole in the head.

You've been eating onions.

And you're going to be eating lead!

I'm a-warnin' you, stranger!

It's fair to warn you

I swing a fair shooting iron myself.

You see that church bell?

I'll carom a shot off from it,

then off that water tower,

through the window,

off the bottle on this bar,

then part your hair

right down the middle.

Ha! you missed.

Wait.

You call that shooting?

I'll show you some real shooting.

Now, beat that, varmint!

Gee, that's tough, but I'll try.

That does it!

I'm a-blastin' you!

I figured you'd like to settle this

in a gentlemanlike manner.

Gentleman?

That's against my principles,

but it's a deal.

10 paces, turn, and fire. All right?

All right.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10!

Ooh... get back, varmint!

Ooh... cut it out!

No more gentleman stuff.

From now on, you fights my way...

Dirty!

5:
15? I'll take care of you later.

I got to catch a train...

And Rob it.

Get back there, rabbit!

I'm a-robbin' that train.

And I'm saving that train.

If you don't get back,

I'll blast you at the count of five.

1, 2, 3, 4...

You stupid horse.

Get a-goin'!

Now, this time

I'm only going to count to three.

1, 2...

You double-crossing rabbit!

You cut down your chances.

I'm only going to count two

and then blast you.

1, 2...

Yaah!

Hyah! hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Ha! this will stop him.

You better stop your train, rabbit!

You better stop your train.

Well, I'm not stopping mine!

And I'm not stopping mine.

Oh, yeah?

We'll see who will chicken out first.

Well, well, well!

Look who just dropped in.

You must like it down here.

No! no! I hate it!

Oh, I am terribly disappointed in you.

However, I'm giving you

just one more chance.

Oh, no, you're not!

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