Lo contrario al amor Page #3

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Homeopathy for anxiety.

Just relax.

You think I'm nervous?

No, but you said

that the drops...

Never mind.

But they say vegetables are

full of pesticides, don't they?

Or do you only eat

ultra-biological stuff?

I try to,

-as much as possible.

-Of course.

For later.

-It's odd, a fireman who smokes.

-Well, I'm one.

Some wine?

I don't drink alcohol.

A lot of limitations.

You think so? You must think

I'm kind of paranoid.

Are you?

I watch myself.

But I'll make

an exception today.

I don't believe

in couples anymore.

I did, when I was stupid,

but not now.

I don't know why people

insist on pairing off.

Isn't it absurd?

No one is willing to give way.

And I'm the worst.

If I'm dating

I become really possessive.

Being your boyfriend

can't be easy.

Well, it's the wine too.

I'm not used to it.

Give me some more!

-Really?

-Yes, go on!

I think we're all crazy,

simple as that.

You know?

And after what happened

I don't...

I don't want long relationships

or commitments

or anything like that.

-A rose for pretty girl?

-No, thank you.

I do want a rose

for the handsome guy.

As you won't do it...

Thank you.

Here, for being handsome.

-Did you want me to buy you one?

-No, not at all.

I don't always catch on.

Neither do l.

Now I am ''pretty girl''.

At times I don't know

what planet girls are from.

From Earth, like guys.

Why do they always say:

''I love you as you are''

and then try to change me?

You have to be cold,

forget about your heart.

They say girls prefer

commitment to sex,

but I don't think that's true.

I could tell you about a few...

The homeopath told me

to take what I wanted,

what was important was that

I shouldn't get obsessed.

Yeah, it's strange.

-Well...

-It's...

Would you like another drink?

I'm on duty tomorrow.

And I'm working tomorrow!

We met on a Sunday,

the worst day!

If you'd called me Friday,

or Saturday...

Thank you so much for dinner.

I hope all those vegetables

didn't disagree with you.

No, my digestive system

is very grateful.

We'll talk another day,

if you like.

Yes, we'll see.

Anyway...

-This is Station 8.

-Go ahead.

Received Key 6 from 811.

Well?

A lady left her cooker on.

Where's Tono?

What?

Come here, quick!

-Why all the hurry?

-I want my money.

I screwed the masseuse

on Saturday.

Merce?

She rang you?

Yeah.

-Was her name Merce?

-What?

I screwed the masseuse

on Saturday.

So cough up the money, guys.

What do you mean?

I screwed her.

On Saturday? Impossible.

-On Friday.

-She's something else!

I saw her on Sunday.

-You didn't screw her?

-She's weird.

I thought she was nice.

Weird? She gave you

the brush-off.

We should've gone after

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