Lo contrario al amor

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You can't have your phone on.

Its electromagnetic field

deharmonizes the subtle energies

we're dealing with.

It's not mine,

I don't have one.

Sorry, it's mine.

It's been proved

that cell phones fry your brain.

They should be banned.

Yes, it's a matter of time.

Mom, what's wrong?

THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE

D*ckhead!

Control, this is engine 511

requesting an ambulance...

Be honest, Ana Mari.

You're coming back.

I see you in front of a camera.

What's more,

it has a great impact.

-I knew it.

-It's very clear.

They want you back.

So do I.

I've danced so often to your

''Diagnosis:
in love''.

That song was about me.

About you and all women.

The illness of love.

When will it happen?

Soon?

Don't be so impatient, Loreto.

It's going to be tough,

but it'll all end well.

Doesn't your sister

have any questions?

No, no.

The cards have something

to tell you.

Cut.

Go on, I'm paying.

Don't worry about me.

I like life to surprise me.

It will surprise you.

Are you in love?

I've been alone for a year.

There's a new love coming.

True love,

the kind that's very rare.

But it all depends on you.

I don't want a boyfriend.

When I have one,

I don't like myself.

It brings out the witch

that's inside me.

''Big news.''

''Fortune teller predicts

triumphant comeback. Ha ha.''

Turn that off, I'm never

coming with you again.

If you'd give up the zen thing,

you'd look great in this.

Yeah, sure.

It was made in Bangladesh

by kids with no shoes.

They should be grateful

they've got a job.

It says China here,

not Bangladesh.

It's you, isn't it?

Or isn't it you?

Depends on who you mean.

What a blast!

You're Loreto Monedero.

When I was 1 4, I dressed up as you

for Carnival in my town.

I won second prize!

-What an honor!

-This is amazing!

In a bar we go to every Friday

they always play your song

at 3.00 a.m., don't they?

I'll have to drop by!

I know the choreography

of ''Diagnosis:
in love'' by heart.

-Really?

-I taught it to my sister.

How sweet.

No second record?

There was one,

but it wasn't promoted enough.

By the way, I'm on Twitter.

Join and spread the word.

She updates it

every ten minutes.

I love sharing my life

with people.

It must be really interesting.

-What's up?

-I dreamed of this!

-Stay calm.

-Nobody move!

Fire service.

I'm Loreto Monedero.

You know,

the singer, actress...

I can't hear you.

What did you say?

I presented ''Chill out, buddies'',

remember?

The kids' program.

Is it really you?

Those "'Interviu"'photos

were a shock for the kids.

I had to boost my career.

Marisol did it too.

If this interview lasts

any longer I'll scream.

Everyone OK?

-No!

-Yes!

Don't worry.

How are you?

On duty.

Don't worry.

Stop telling me that!

Sh*t, I've screwed up my back.

Thanks, but I'm not that heavy!

You're very calm. I wish

everyone was like that.

The worst was

listening to them.

Out of the way, grandpa.

Now you.

''Stuck in an elevator

with my sister and two fans.''

''What a sight.''

Thank you.

You look familiar

but I don't know why.

People say that,

but you know what?

I'll soon be more familiar.

Are you a masseuse?

Metamorphic.

A metamorphic masseuse,

not like the others.

And what's that?

It's a technique

that consists of harmonizing

your psychosomatic balance,

but it doesn't help

with simple lumbago.

That's interesting.

Do you do it

in a clinic or at home?

Good morning.

-How are you?

-Awful, don't talk to me.

I told Santi

to go screw himself.

Good morning!

My cat had five kittens

last night. It was lovely.

Lucky you!

Now you've got a family.

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